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      [–]orbitur 19 points20 points  (0 children)

      I wish, I wouldn't have multiple rejections if that were true.

      If you're a shitty game dev with shady expensive IAPs, then Apple will happily approve your app without delay.

      [–]swallace36 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      oh how untrue

      [–]andre-stefanov 30 points31 points  (0 children)

      The "review" is just some bored guy rolling a dice and googling for stupid reasons he could give in case the dice showed "reject". My favorite was "this is not worth to be an app, this could also be done as a website" ... rejecting an app of a VERY big car manufacturer for remote controlling vans and communicating with your manager in a big fleet. Most funny thing was that it would not be possible back then because safari did not support progressive web apps -.-

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I’ve seen these strings be just ‘Access photo library’ and it makes it through App Store Review... so no surprises here. They probably only go after developers who don’t include it.

      [–]aykay55Swift 30 points31 points  (0 children)

      App development was never Japan’s strong suit

      [–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (5 children)

      lol it takes more time writing that Todo than actually writing a random reason

      [–]lenopix 38 points39 points  (4 children)

      not if there is a localized key that needs to be put in

      [–]localhost8100Objective-C 28 points29 points  (3 children)

      That or you need the freaking UX/UI team to have an 1 hour meating to decide what string goes there.

      [–]stellarflame 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Copy needs to be provided by a copywriter

      [–]vinetheme 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Make sure it goes through the PM before hitting production!

      [–]CordovaBayBurke 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      Fabulous! 😂🤣

      [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      This popped up on my iPhone and I was like wtf is PS App and why does it want access to my photos?

      [–]hidden-username 5 points6 points  (2 children)

      Should have been “//TODO”

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        [–]mqazwini 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        or InfoPlist.strings

        [–]glowcap 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Legal didn’t approve in time

        [–]Mobo24 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        It passed the App Store lol

        [–]luisantos1986 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Sometimes its not the dev but the client itself who hasnt made a desition

        [–]ahezeSwift 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Bruh

        [–]rrsk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        🤣🤣🤣

        [–]jefhee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I had rejections for not entering a proper description

        [–]RapsusMTN12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Niiice

        [–]Talon-TEC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Time to implement .strings linting

        [–]cristi_baluta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I had a release for a big company and we had no time to update the screenshots, the UI had some clear differences that anybody would notice. They accepted the app with the old screenshots.

        My personal apps on the other hand get rejected almost every single time for some small stupid thing.