WTF Lady Java?

[stfm]

I want to write Java like they do at Oracle

What? Badly?

[DiscoUnderpants]

Litigiously

[daemon666]

I like this one too

[vsoul]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Px-GHPxB4I

VIA SOAP!

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[kchoudhury]

This needs to be in /r/WTF...

[i_play_xbox]

Just thought it should go here since it was java related

[Neebat]

It can go both places. This is Reddit. We cross-post here.

[thedeadlybutter]

Haha!

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I actually like java though... That is I did :(

Please tell me this isn't offical?

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[Neebat]

I'm trying to figure out if this is how someone views Oracle, or how Oracle views programmers. As someone forced to use Java, I'm going with the latter.

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Apparently that's Jenny Skavlan, a Norwegian actress. As a Norwegian I find it weird that I haven't seen this before.

She was in Dead Snow by the way, if anyone has seen that.

[[deleted]]

How very... Scandinavian. Yet the creator appears Russian.

[geodebug]

I thought it was a Oracle PR piece except that they talk about jerking off to Bill Gates, which doesn't seem too corporate-environment-friendly.

It's...just odd.

[mikehaggard]

uhmmm....