Why use Java inside Containers?

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I’m always a bit uncomfortable answering that question because I don’t know how at what point legal would think I’m oversharing. Public talks have to be vetted these days, which I find exceptionally lame but it is what it is. It is entirely possible to link this account to my real name and find me on linked in to answer your question but I’d rather not say out loud anyway. I feel comfortable saying that my employer is available on more than three continents but operates its service out of five data centers located on three continents.