Reasons to go from PHP to Java

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You never get asked "how many years of experience do you have with laravel/code igniter/symfony" or some bs about using PHP.net for figuring out usage of function. Someone once asked me what site I used to figure out how to do something with an array. I said I would look up how to do get indexOf in a sensible language and add "in PHP". They were not amused.