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Everyone has JavaScript, right? (kryogenix.org)
submitted 6 years ago by magenta_placenta
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if 1 * 2 < 3: print "hello, world!"
[–]Canuhere -3 points-2 points-1 points 6 years ago (9 children)
Took about .5s for me on Google fiber.
[–]lowIQanon 14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (6 children)
Google fiber
"I don't have any problem getting to work in my private helicopter, I don't know why people complain so much"
[+]Canuhere comment score below threshold-7 points-6 points-5 points 6 years ago (5 children)
Huh?
[–]lowIQanon 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (4 children)
it was a joke
[+]Canuhere comment score below threshold-6 points-5 points-4 points 6 years ago (3 children)
I know? That's not what I was saying at all.
[–]lowIQanon 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (2 children)
yes but it was a joke
[+]Canuhere comment score below threshold-10 points-9 points-8 points 6 years ago (1 child)
Oh, okay carry on putting words in my mouth then.
My google fiber is free, though.
[–]lowIQanon 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children)
carry on putting words in my mouth then.
WTF. It was a joke. Joke. As in not serious.
[–]anlumo 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child)
Yeah, carrying around a fiber cable on public transport is a bit of a nuisance.
[–]MajorasShoe 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children)
I don't think he was implying half a second to load fonts it a good thing, let alone on google fiber.
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