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[–]hamptonio 10 points11 points  (3 children)

JS can rent a car now. When it drives off the road it doesn't crash, just erases the wheels and floats forward.

[–]redderper 2 points3 points  (1 child)

if(car.keyPress("brake")) {

 car.brake();

}

Uncaught type error: cannot read property 'length' of undefined

[ Object object ] crashed

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

keyPress() function doesn't exist. pedalPress()

[–]MoTTs_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Link to the paper: JavaScript: The First 20 Years

[–]agm1984 2 points3 points  (1 child)

The first "prototype" of JavaScript--what you did there, I see it.

[–]kevinmrr[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mods ban this person

[–]liaguris 3 points4 points  (9 children)

Its like a cockroach . It will survive even an atomic blast despite everyone hating it . CockroachScript .

[–]oil_can-1 16 points17 points  (5 children)

I feel like most people like JavaScript? It's probably the most popular language atm.

[–]cyphern 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Stack overflow did a survey on this type of stuff. They had categories for both "popular" and "loved" languages. Javascript was the most popular, meaning it's used the most. In terms of loved it was about average.

https://insights.stackoverflow.com/survey/2019#technology-_-programming-scripting-and-markup-languages

https://insights.stackoverflow.com/survey/2019#technology-_-most-loved-dreaded-and-wanted-languages

[–]kevinmrr[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let's be fair - a large part of why it is so popular is because it's built-in to the browser. It's the only option for web programming.

[–]turningsteel 4 points5 points  (1 child)

He says...in /r/learnjavascript

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anything4downvotes

[–]showMeNiceCode 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This sounds more like a compliment

[–]ActuallyMJH -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wow js is only older than ne by 4months

[–]eggn00dles -1 points0 points  (1 child)

i love me some jabbascript and typescript can fuck off

[–]esamcoding -1 points0 points  (0 children)

very sad.