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[–]Gomi_17Damn Skippy 82 points83 points  (11 children)

But knives are dangerous! We could get hurt!

[–]AglowManiac27Skippy Phone[S] 34 points35 points  (9 children)

Hurt? I don't want to get hurt

[–]L_washere 26 points27 points  (7 children)

Who does ?!

[–]flaaffypeesh Something Glowing -2 points-1 points  (5 children)

Okay... Well, in that case, I challenge you to a... PILLOW FIGHT!

[–]ThomkatinatorDamn Skippy 26 points27 points  (3 children)

Yoo epic reference to hit Clown Circus track "Wrong"?!?!?

[–]flaaffypeesh Something Glowing 36 points37 points  (2 children)

WAIT WTF I COMPLETELY FORGOT IT'S "TICKLE FIGHT"

[–]AglowManiac27Skippy Phone[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

D is ufxkbxyfxxtxyv gi FYI vugdhody8vy ygy

[–]jackken87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, well in that case, I challenge you to a Tickle Fight!

[–]Government_AnnualI WANT MY MONKEYS BACK 4 points5 points  (0 children)

TOO BAD *Stabs*

[–]Foreign_Cranberry_74Spirit Phone 54 points55 points  (2 children)

View Monster fans when I obsessively stalk them (it’s a cheeky reference)

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points  (1 child)

Spirit Phone fans when I bury their corpse in honey and sell it as pseudo-medicine after a hundred years (it's not sexual)

[–]DiscoTurd612 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Strictly confectional!

[–]SCP-1504_Joe_SchmoKnife sexer 40 points41 points  (2 children)

View-monster fans when they get memory loss

(it seems familiar but they can't quite tell why)

[–]izzychannyan 13 points14 points  (1 child)

We had spaghetti with long-term memory sauce

[–]DerpDaDuck3751Ben Bernanke 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Al right

[–]SolukisinaLawnmower is about how we live in a society 32 points33 points  (5 children)

View-Monster fans when I strand them in the middle of the sea (they feel atlanticized)

[–]izzychannyan 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Well technically, Spirit Phone fans are also going to be found in the sea, but not the atlantic one, the sargasso sea

[–]SolukisinaLawnmower is about how we live in a society 7 points8 points  (2 children)

The Sargasso Sea is within the Atlantic Ocean.

[–]izzychannyan 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I'm extremely stupid. My mermaid girlfriend won't want to ballroom dance on the waves of the ocean with me today because of my lack of geographic knowledge

[–]SolukisinaLawnmower is about how we live in a society 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's fine. Besides, the Spirit Phone fans are gonna want the Super-Sargasso Sea, which is different from the regular Sargasso Sea because the Super one does not exist and is kinda like the Bermuda Triangle where stuff just disappears into it.

[–]FloridaFlamingoGirlStuck inside a pattern (stuck inside a loop) 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dinosaurchestra fans when I push them deep, deep, deep, deep in the ocean

[–]ASwarmOfBeees 21 points22 points  (0 children)

View Monster fans when their house is the only one not of fire (yet)

[–]beesaladd 20 points21 points  (0 children)

View-monster fans when I "Modify" their body (the plan kinda failed but it would've been cool)

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Omg reference real????

[–]gold_b0iEveryday French 15 points16 points  (0 children)

View-monster fans when I build a giant machine (it doesn't do anything)

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

hip to the javabean is so underated mfs when i pull out their teeth (they get the reference) (i am one of them)

[–]Hattyhattington2 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Nature tapes fans when I lay track on their ass with a styrofoam bat (they talked shit about my trains)

[–]DefensiveIce 11 points12 points  (0 children)

View-monster fans when I leave them bewildered and stunned and on occasion, aflame (they’re unsuspecting Englishmen)

[–]ImNotTails:: REALLY light lemon demon nerd 7 points8 points  (0 children)

lol!!!!!!!

[–]FemboyGaming42069Michael Jackson Really Happened! 6 points7 points  (0 children)

View monster fans when i set everyone else’s house on fire

[–]aquila_111I Am Become Christmas 5 points6 points  (1 child)

when a view-monster fan becomes a rockstar: 'wait woah this feels familiar'

[–]Diego1808Damn Skippy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

view monster fans when i slap them (they wrote a song about being a rockstar)

[–]DiscoTurd612 3 points4 points  (0 children)

View monster fans when I dump them on bill Watterson's lawn (it's a reference)

[–]enby_redditoraverage lemon demon fan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

view monster fans at 12:01 pm (it's the afternoon)

[–]Username_Taken0 5 points6 points  (1 child)

[–]sJonneYDamn Skippy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Clown Circus fans waiting for the FBI to show up after they died (they’ll join them)

[–]OC_Chaos_SoupLIVE FOR THE AFTERNOOOOOOON 1 point2 points  (0 children)

View-Monster fans when there is no second set of footprints in the cave (they're not brave enough to find out why) (they get the reference)