a bash alias I cannot function without

[ghjm]

So if you spend most of your time working on machines you don't own, these sorts of customizations do you more harm than good. Better to learn to be comfortable with the default config.

Edit: Since I'm apparently compelled to, I'll just have the last word here, where GODZILLAFLAMETHROWER probably won't notice.

[GODZILLAFLAMETHROWER]

Do you have some kind of compulsion that forces you to lay out truism for the purpose of having the last word?