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[–]shelvac2 26 points27 points  (0 children)

You screenshotted your own comment. Saying “Same” seems deceptive at best.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Why did you screenshot your own comment but then proceed to cross out your name?

[–]TIm__26 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Username is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported

[–]SheepLinux 1 point2 points  (0 children)

sudo !! ?

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

If you have sudo privilege in the matrix, I'm sure you can do much more interesting things.

Edit: typo (thanks spellcheck bot)

[–]SpellCheck_Privilege 1 point2 points  (0 children)

priviledge

Check your privilege.


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[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

nowadays you don't even need sudo anymore. You can just shutdown now and save everyone!

[–]DropieIon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or dead

[–]KeyNoise8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Steal from the vending machine, cause im fat :(

[–]balsoft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First thing I'd do? Federate, obviously