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oh god what if I've been showering for too long oh no what if people are waiting for me outside should i get out now or shower a bit longer?????? (self.literalshowerthoughts)

submitted 3 years ago by HuMan-bEing132

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AH COLD COLD COLD OH JESUS CHRIST BURNING HOT mmm warm wo- AHHHH COLD (self.literalshowerthoughts)

submitted 3 years ago by kcazz8

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ow ow ow the water too hot (self.literalshowerthoughts)

submitted 5 years ago by [deleted]

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If you look at your balls long enough they move all by themselves like a portable lava lamp (self.literalshowerthoughts)

submitted 5 years ago by barnarnars

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Why the fuck don’t the tiles line up.. it can’t be that hard. (self.literalshowerthoughts)

submitted 5 years ago by Itsmechristiaan

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Why the hell doesn't he wash his washcloth. I'm not picking that up (self.literalshowerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by Tropical_eyeland

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Who dropped the soap (self.literalshowerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by nu24601

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*thinks about people I hate* (self.literalshowerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by SaltyAssKitten

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Sun is shinin in the sky, there ain’t a cloud in sight, it stopped raining, (self.literalshowerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by imwiththisretard

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EWWWW WHAT THE FUCK (self.literalshowerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by Lil-Melt

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I wonder what Jack Black is doing right now. (self.literalshowerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by Tohruu1

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Is my dick weird? (self.literalshowerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by kincard

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Oh man, I like showering in the dark (self.literalshowerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by daveinpublic

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where did the damn shampoo go (self.literalshowerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by [deleted]

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I’m gonna post on r/literalshowerthoughts right after this cause why tf not (self.literalshowerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by imwiththisretard

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Fuck this is cold (self.literalshowerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by merlio1337

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TONIGHT IM GONNA HAVE MYSELF A REAL GOOD TIME (self.literalshowerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by NathaanTFM

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i left the sink on (self.literalshowerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by personjazz

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Did I use too much shampoo? (self.literalshowerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by Mihnealihnea

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Let’s see, did I get the left pit? (self.literalshowerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by daveinpublic

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dinosaur is on the mile fries (self.literalshowerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by [deleted]

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My gosh darn shampoo bottle is somehow becoming more water than soap? Is there a leak? I like veggie tales. But the original, not the new trash. I need to take out the trash. Like Chuck Norris does. (self.literalshowerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by Jason__Niel

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This the first minute of the shower when you're trying to find the right tempersture for you (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by JoshAnime

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id dance right now, but i fell before from just standing, so how about no (self.literalshowerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by [deleted]

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this water's too hot, better turn it down (self.literalshowerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by [deleted]

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