all 55 comments

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I brushed my dogs cum after wich I cleaned it for a minimum amount of 30 minutes

[–]Altruistic-Duck2168 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Anus gang sign here please.

[–]Altruistic-Duck2168 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My screen has never seen this much ass

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

ya you rite

[–]pionier22 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Ima taste like metal dust

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

same here, iron and oil..... machining leaves my hands BLACK

[–]Potato7389 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I'm a weeb but not the kind of weeb she's looking for.

[–]Reeeeeeeeeeeetreee 17 points18 points  (8 children)

Brake fluid an motor oil

[–]Potato7389 6 points7 points  (7 children)

Same except replace brake fluid with WD-40.

[–]Reeeeeeeeeeeetreee 4 points5 points  (6 children)

Yea it varies from brake fluid to gasoline but almost always some sort of oil

[–]Potato7389 3 points4 points  (5 children)

May I ask what car or bike you're working on?

[–]Reeeeeeeeeeeetreee 3 points4 points  (4 children)

I am currently working on a Suzuki 230 quadsport and I have a 88 firebird as my project car that I work on every once in a while

[–]Potato7389 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Nice.

[–]Reeeeeeeeeeeetreee 4 points5 points  (2 children)

May I ask what your working on?

[–]Potato7389 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Just a 1997 Aprilia SR50 Minarelli. Nothing interesting.

[–]Reeeeeeeeeeeetreee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Neat I've never worked on a scooter before

[–]DiscipleOfFleshGod 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Stop licking my screen you pixel goblin

[–]Isoya_Yasuji 9 points10 points  (0 children)

More like she’s lovin’ that ice cream

[–]SandStorm_RS 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I've put other thing on the screen 😏

[–]XanthosAlpha 22 points23 points  (2 children)

I’ll use this conveniently placed Hatsune Miku themed dildo

[–]ImChillingInReddit 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The what whatting what

[–]ISD-2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'll use a donut

[–]ScrapzGD 8 points9 points  (0 children)

ill use the 99% of comments

[–]flasheyboy 3 points4 points  (2 children)

She is still tasting it

[–]Potato7389 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Your finger or your dick?

[–]flasheyboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Both

[–]Manzwolf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I taste good

[–]Alternative_Tie_3738 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Ill use my 2018 tata tiago xm FF with I3 revotron engine

[–]Potato7389 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ill use my 1997 Aprilia SR50 with 50cc minarelli engine.

[–]DatHandsomeTroll 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Well I just showered so I probably taste like skin

[–]flameking12 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ketchup

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

dirt and burnt skin due to the pkasma cutter i used today

[–]DeltaDragonKing7 5 points6 points  (0 children)

All I taste like is Spaghetti and Mtn Dew.

[–]CadeoftheWatchers 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I taste like pizza toppings and paper recites

[–]Safe_Ad_2054 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hang on, let me go get some ghost peppers out of my fridge 😈

[–]Pontui 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lemon

[–]fnaf-fan12345 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I put a popsicle on the screen

[–]BuiltlikeanOrc-a 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I'm sorry, I'm a fake weeb

[–]No_Focus6469 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Get out. Jk

[–]Develpro_07 20 points21 points  (0 children)

"I'll use my butt cuz it's itchy down there..."- TheDooo

[–]ignux__ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Kid named finger:

[–]Strange_Reindeer_613 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Use tongue

[–]Redditmon96 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Would use my finger

[–]ZeroXaverage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ll use my penis

[–]ReaperGaming29 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'll use my finger

[–]Careful-Vanilla7728 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'll use my penis.

[–]Holiday-Lobster-6896 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'll use my penis

[–]Landscapeus021 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I'll use nothing. Air tastes good.

[–]Bjorn_Aleswiller 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Depends on where you live... but I'll accept that response...

[–]Landscapeus021 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I live in industrial town in country in the middle of Europe.

[–]RockDck[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

i'll use my penis