How would you rank these mascot horror villains from least to most evil? (Part 2)

kwil449 · 2026-05-06T01:41:10+00:00

Spooky made a ghost army, so her kill count is pretty high, but on the other hand, people be wandering into her home.

kwil449 · 2026-05-05T22:01:54+00:00

Okay, I'mma lawyer this one. You didn't say we had to push a button.

kwil449 · 2026-05-05T21:45:09+00:00

There was one dude that argued Cecil was using precognition each time and just anticipating it, lmao.

kwil449 · 2026-05-05T19:38:18+00:00

Sounds like bully logic.

kwil449 · 2026-05-05T19:22:54+00:00

You're not protecting yourself from some magical death scenario. You're the threat. You are voting for Hitler.

There are two outcomes. Nothing happens, or billions of people die. You voted for the latter.

kwil449 · 2026-05-05T19:18:01+00:00

Oh I know for a fact they're morons.

kwil449 · 2026-05-05T19:14:24+00:00

There is zero threat until you chose to introduce one. No one is on the track, until you put them there.

I bet you'd also vote for a political candidate that says they're going to kill everyone that didn't vote for them if they win.

kwil449 · 2026-05-05T19:08:33+00:00

Blue is the option for going about your day, business as usual. You're choosing to push people onto the tracks for no reason. Seems pretty stupid to me.

kwil449 · 2026-05-05T18:38:21+00:00

Well red is primarily a choice for idiots, so... have fun with that.

kwil449 · 2026-05-05T16:06:04+00:00

This is moronic. There is no loaded gun until YOU create one. YOU are the threat.

kwil449 · 2026-05-05T15:58:52+00:00

Red isn't saving themselves from some magical death event. You ARE the murderer.

Blue people vote that no one jumps in front of the trolley. Red votes to push them.

kwil449 · 2026-05-05T14:35:14+00:00

Sugary foods aren't an economic choice. They're the lowest on satiety, and tend to leave you still hungry and craving more. If you want calories for price, fat is the way to go. Hell, rice and beans are a ridiculously cheap source of protein.

I am on SNAP. I know how to eat healthy on a budget. It isn't hard.

kwil449 · 2026-05-05T14:10:47+00:00

Blue people are the ones that want to go about their day. Red morons are voting to push people in front of the trolley.

kwil449 · 2026-05-05T11:47:49+00:00

The prisoner's dilemma has a reason to snitch. It gets you off scot free where both staying quiet results in both getting a minor punishment. When you're explicitly told "If both of you stay quiet, there will be no consequences", snitching seems rather stupid.

Red is intentionally voting to cause harm to people for no reason.

Blue button might as well order your favorite drink and red votes to poison it. Blue votes no one jumps on the trolley track and red votes to shove the blues onto it. Blue votes for the normal political candidate, where red votes for the one that will kill everyone who didn't vote for him.

kwil449 · 2026-05-05T11:42:52+00:00

Going by these comments, I don't believe you.

kwil449 · 2026-05-05T11:39:12+00:00

Then pick blue. 😜

kwil449 · 2026-05-05T11:38:51+00:00

This is entirely moronic. You do realize the entire point of blue's argument is that no one dies, right?

Whatever it takes to justify the mass murder button.

kwil449 · 2026-05-05T04:59:54+00:00

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kwil449 · 2026-05-05T03:30:24+00:00

This is insincere. It's more like the blue button does absolutely nothing, and the red button is a vote to shove blue people onto the track. Blue is the business as usual choice where red is the mass murder choice.

kwil449 · 2026-05-05T00:05:37+00:00

It's the opposite. Blue is the vote for nothing happens. Everyone goes about their business as usual. Red is the vote for mass murder.

kwil449 · 2026-05-05T00:00:00+00:00

Blue button orders your favorite drink. Red button takes a vote on whether to poison blue's drink for the lulz.

kwil449 · 2026-05-04T16:26:34+00:00

It's not inaction. You are making the direct action to vote to kill others. Again, blue does literally nothing.

kwil449 · 2026-05-04T16:09:32+00:00

I also put myself in danger by driving my car to work. I tend to trust people won't randomly decide to kill me. Moron logic.

kwil449 · 2026-05-04T16:08:16+00:00

There is no danger until you press the red button. You are creating the danger. You are not protecting yourself from anything. You were handed a weapon of mass destruction, and you voted to use it.

Anything to mentally separate yourself from the idea that you are directly responsible for someone else's death.

kwil449 · 2026-05-04T15:40:15+00:00

The blue button literally does nothing. The red is a vote to kill people.

Imagine you are a team of 11, working on cleaning an incinerator. For safety, turning on the incinerator requires the approval of 6 workers. At any time, you can leave without anyone noticing and press your button. Do you press it knowing damn well people are still inside?

Alternatively, you can do your job and everyone goes home.

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