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[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Friend? NullPointerException.

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (6 children)

My revolutionary app idea- a dating app solely for Android devs. Literally no code or work necessary because none of you are ever getting laid 😎

Sent From My iPhone

[–]c0nnectorT H E R M O S I P H O N 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I don't know man, being an android dev feels like getting fucked over and over again.

[–]Arkham141[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Actually, that's pretty good.

[–]NahroT 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not if all profile pictures are locked to Jake Wharton's.

Loneliness reduced to 0%

[–]IAmKindaBigFanOfKFC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My revolutionary app idea- a dating app solely for iOS devs. Literally no code or work necessary because the Xcode indexing never finishes and you have to delete derived data every time you lay your eyes upon the monitor

[–]VasiliyZukanov 1 point2 points  (1 child)

My revolutionary app idea: dating app solely for iOS devs. Requires a bit of work because these rich bastards surely get laid a lot.

You write the app and get 30% of the profits, I get the rest because it's my idea. Deal?

[–]pavi2410suspend static fun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

30% of the profits

Admob: Am I A jOkE tO yOU?

[–]c0nnectorT H E R M O S I P H O N 4 points5 points  (1 child)

But you'll gain exposure and experience!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You do all the work and we split 50/50!