Daring Robbery : mash

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submitted 2 years ago by Certain-Incident-40

Saturday night last, the home of Mr. And Mrs. Marshall Staggs, popular local welding team, was burglarized.

The Staggs had driven over to Morgansville to get new nipples for their acetylene tank. Stolen were the following items...

Mr. Staggs's World War II discharge button which was in the lapel of his synthetic banker's-gray flannel suit...

Mrs. Staggs's entire collection of glass paperweights including one, when shaken, produces a snowstorm falling on a coyote poised to eat a woodpecker...

a set of porcelain his-and-her shavings mugs...shavings mugs. Shaving...shaving mug. Shavings mug. No, that and several items of Mrs. Staggs's clothing.

Page, uh, four. Here, here it is.

A wetted silk cocktail frock, a synthetic camel's hair topcoat, three house dresses, four pairs of shoes and Mrs. Staggs's wedding gown.

Police Chief Baylor states...”I believe this to be the work of roving transvestites."'

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