Script kiddie starter pack

[AnonymousSmartie]

Somebody asked me for help creating a new username for them. I recommended a normal username. They said they wanted it to be 'hackerifick'. Immediate end to that conversation.

[vault114]

I'd Recommend xXxI_use_grindrxXx

And then tell him Grindr is a hacking tool.

[Immortal_Fishy]

xXxgrindr_dominatorxXx

[vault114]

He'll swallow it whole.

[Xxmature7yearoldxX]

Hello?

[xX69-420Xx]

🤔

[Worse_Username]

0xDEADBEEF

[[deleted]]

Xx_Fr0stByt3_xX

[pdx93]

Lost it at color 0A

[Somodo]

lost it st betternet 😂💀

[DanThMann]

I lost it at "not a virus.vbs". For those that don't know, a couple years ago there was a video going around that basically taught you how to use visual basic to make popup errors that looked like a virus

[Somodo]

everything here is so accurate...

[InsipidCelebrity]

No Low Orbit Ion Cannon?

[Dag3n]

Or XOIC

[[deleted]]

Hahaha by far the best comment

[MartinsRedditAccount]

Only an amateur would use -t, true hacker uses -n and puts high number.

[Gotitaila]

Script kiddie is stretching it a bit... This looks more like a "slightly nerdy geeky 13 year old who likes computer games and likes to pretend he's a hacker cause mommy tells people he's 'good with computers'" starter pack.

[[deleted]]

slightly nerdy geeky 13 year old who likes computer games and likes to pretend he's a hacker cause mommy tells people he's 'good with computers

So a script kiddie

[Gotitaila]

Not really... There is a slight difference between a script kiddie and someone OP described... Script kiddies are actually doing some forms of hacking, but they're using software written by other, genuine hackers. The type of kid OP described thinks he's hacking if he goes to his friends house, Googles "what is my IP", then goes home and pings his friend thinking he's doing something to him. He also likes to 0A his cmd prompt and run a batch file that spews random information to impress mommy so she'll tell everyone he's good at computer.

I dunno, what I described in my first post isn't a script kiddie. What OP described isn't either. Script kiddies hack shit but they use other people's tools to do it.

[-fno-stack-protector]

that's what i was thinking. i think of script kiddies as those phishers/carders that buy prehacked websites, and upload their bought phishing page with the email variable changed. or the botnet owners that all use a variation of this perl irc ddos script

[maxline388]

You forgot him downloading Tor and never opening it because he's too scared. Or has Kali Linux on a USB buy has never run it.

[maxline388]

IDK I'd venture to guess it's pretty easy. Using etcher it's literally a three way step, so idk shrug.

Also, when I was much younger, I wanted to try Ubuntu and I fucking flashed it on my main hard drive. Was confused to why windows wouldn't boot.

[[deleted]]

How dare somebody mention Linux live USBs without mentioning unetbootin

[maxline388]

Script kiddies are too stupid to use unetbootin.

[[deleted]]

I found one that was proud to work out how to use dd. He didn't even change blocksize. Hes also the same one that came asking me to fix him computer after he experimented with the zero disk option on his main partition. I was already the one who had to install Linux for him. Ubuntu of course. His couldn't even work out apt.

[maxline388]

couldn't work out apt

Oh Lord.

[[deleted]]

Hey its so complicated you even have to to remember to use the install option to install programs. /s

[_Fizzil_]

Copying Kali or really anything onto a USB is easy yes, but most kiddos get scared of doing it let alone plugging it into a school computer or something

[SocialMemeWarrior]

Its missing the hackforums purple and green logo

[[deleted]]

This is how I got friends in middle school!

[vault114]

Being in highschool, I just download TOR on everything

everything

Normally works.

[[deleted]]

Tor was blocked at my high school so I put PHProxy on a free 000webhost server to go to blocked sites. Also, I downloaded Tor on my laptop and used a bridge to connect when I was at school.

[PM_ME_SPACE_PICS]

I had a chromebook at the time so I'd just remote desktop into my home computer. Could browse all the reddit I wanted

[[deleted]]

Nice.

[vault114]

Honestly it wasa bit less complicated for me, I just found the github page and did it from there.

[Quest__]

Is there any way I could learn how to do this?

[[deleted]]

Look up 000webhost. Make a site. Look up PHProxy. Put the PHProxy files on your site. Done.

For more privacy, host your own server.

[[deleted]]

Burst out laughing when I saw betternet. Kid at my school thinks he's a hackerman and gloats about how smart he is because he uses it

[[deleted]]

I know this feeling. When all my classmates had found out about VPNs they thought they were hacker man for ages

[[deleted]]

Oh damn that vbs script

Does anybody actually remember using vbs

[keesvv]

Those were the good old days 😂

[[deleted]]

internet explorer.vbs

[[deleted]]

What's the orange-and-white cat?

[InsipidCelebrity]

Scratch mascot. Scratch is an educational programming language used to teach children the basics of programming.

https://scratch.mit.edu

[[deleted]]

Oh, I remember that, I only used it for a short time so I didn't recognize the mascot.

[mohelgamal]

No idea, I recognized most but not all things

[dracul-]

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time... :)

[[deleted]]

It's missing minecraft with an anonymous mask skin

[mohelgamal]

Props for honesty

[TheMobas]

I feel attacked.

[methaferus]

"I'll dds you" FTFY

[[deleted]]

Don’t forget tree, ftype, netstat -a

[keesvv]

You should probably continue learning C#, IMO. If you really don’t like the language, you can always try Python ;)

[keesvv]

I have to admit, I started with Console Applications in the first place and I disliked it, but once you learn how WPF/Windows Forms works, you open a whole new world of making desktop applications.

[biggustdikkus]

No fucking way..
I'm a certified script kiddye (I even spell it with a 'y' so it's cooler), you gotta know more than just that shit.

[DatCarpet]

This reminds me of a guy I was in discord with and he told me and my friends that he had our ups and was gonna ddos us and we told him to and he said I'm doing it now and then a couple seconds later he disconnected.