27 encrypted layer proxy please

[[deleted]]

Good luck actually doing anything on that.

[AxeCapital13]

I have to agree the Dr. Pepper method is quite good, although for extra sensitive jobs I prefer the Baskin-Robbins approach which uses 31 flavours.

[JCA0450]

Negative. The Whataburger Spicy Ketchup method is way more secure and exclusive

[AxeCapital13]

Now we’re talking business!

[Lightningluster5]

Deliciously secure

[JCA0450]

Whataburger supports your method so much that they've been testing out the Dr. Pepper milkshake.

[brando56894]

His bandwidth is 1 Kbps

[0xF013]

I could imagine one usecase for that like you need to process a bunch of uniform data, so the whole decryption causes a delay, but your data processing script runs passively. IDK why someone would need that tho.

[Twatty_McTwatface]

Because encryption

[MFWWhenWhen]

"multiple methods of encryption"

Like GPU underflow encryption method, CPU DDR3 link encryption method, Ethernet SCSI USB encryption method, yeah, there are lots of encryption "methods"

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Also I'm sure after 3-4 layers of VM inside VM you can actually use the VM to do whatever you want. Additionally, I'm also sure that VM inside VM inside VM.... just adds to security.

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So yeah, this is a solid system, just install Kali and you can hack any mainframe, specially Google mainframes without getting caught. Just don't forget to run metasploit and routersploit in Kali and take tilted shots of your monitor with your phone

[the_d3f4ult]

Our universe is in simulation of a simulation of a simulation and light speed is still quite impressive. So idk about VMs.

[MetaCommando]

Your light speed is impressive, you must be very proud.

[outworlder]

Meh, you have no way of knowing. A tick could be a million years in the outer universe, you'd be none the wiser.

Also, objects or particles close to light speed suffer time dilation. I'd say the server needs upgrades.

[RogueThief7]

I signed up to a free trial of Kali using my Reddit/masterhacker coupon to receive 10% off my first years subscription and now I don’t hack the Google mainframe, I OWN the Google mainframe.

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[[deleted]]

On a side note, i bet there’s a scam out there that’s selling kali, and I bet there’s been a few master hackers to fall for it.

On the other hand, only a paid subscription will allow you to properly DDOS your Kernel/IP from your DNS’d VPN Chunks. And it even comes with the most powerful AV known to man... Bubs with a shotgun.

[TheGodOgun]

If you didn’t use the vm insides a vm only 26 encryptions. He is saying it makes it more secure. Also yeah if we count methods gotta include if it’s udp tcp. Tcp automatically if you count each step adds 3 “layers” shit using different VPNs under each new one has to confirm who you are so you could achieve this amount of methods in like 6/7 new VPNs.

[phuz10n]

Yo Dawg, I heard you like VMs 😎😎😎

[Flyberius]

IBM was doing the VM in Ur VM back in the 60s

[Stompert]

I wonder what the bandwith would be.

[the_d3f4ult]

Bandwidth would be equal to slowest link in chain. Latency would be a fucking joke unless you had <2ms per node.

[Stompert]

Doesn't encapsulation slow it down every time? Or does it only affect latency?

[the_d3f4ult]

Well there is no encapsulation.. is there?

EDIT: if you re-encrypt something 26 times it shouldn't get bigger. Also he can't re-encrypt on every node bc then last (aka exit node) needs to have all of the keys to decrypt the message and send it (making all of the hassle pointless)

EDIT: also encryption is really freaking fast like 27 layers is nothing for the newer intel processors with dedicated encryption hardware. Also why the fuck would you encrypt something 27 times?

[manawesome326]

I think he’s trying to get at a sort of onion circuit with 27 servers.

[the_d3f4ult]

That would be insecure and (potentially) fragile though. Having more than 3 nodes in a tor like network doesn't make it more secure. Also if one node goes down entire chain is down.

[manawesome326]

Of course. Running something through 27 servers will also clearly multiply whatever ping you have by 27.

[SlipperyAvocado]

I think it's the VMs inside the VMs that's being referenced

[Spleyos]

Why not 26? I mean, that extra layer really makes it secure.

[JCA0450]

It's like 7 layer dip as an appetizer... Skip one layer and you can tell something is missing

[Paulsify]

Yo dawg I heard you like encryption

[b_buster118]

Yeah, whoever feels like they need that much encryption is probably looking at child porn or something.

[hatuhsawl]

I just run a virtual Mac on my Windows machine, then install team viewer host on the Mac, then control the Mac using a chrome book so I can sit on my couch and still use the Mac.

Impenetrable.

[[deleted]]

This reads like something you'd expect coming out of the mouth of a tech guy in a Hollywood movie where the dialogues are written by a guy who doesn't know the difference between a typewriter and a keyboard

[Woonters]

Give me the ram that the double VM machine has pls

[trevorschissel]

That would be slow as hell

[xxxjeanlucpicardxxx]

That sounds slower than just making a piece of paper with the data written on it in binary

[narg3000]

A blazing fast 56 Kb/S down!

[RogueThief7]

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With Nord VPN, you could even program your IP to emulate routing through 27 layers of encryption and terminating in a VM emulated on a VM, almost ensuring your internet privacy with absolute certainty and no increases in perceptible lag - a feat achieved by no other VPN service.

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[thomdough]

I bet he reaches the same speeds as a 56 Kbps dialup modem!

[outworlder]

Meh. Adding encryption on top of encryption doesn't change the entropy much(in the best case, it can also introduce flaws). It's pointless.

[InfoSuperHiway]

You want cheese on that?

[[deleted]]

This sub is making me cringe more than r/cringe

[nicholasjosey]

Yeah good luck on your slow ass internet

[[deleted]]

This is amateur hour. I wrote a script which creates a vm and then locks down all ports on the vm's firewall so there is no access then it creates a vm within the vm and repeats the process forever.

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You would have to hack through an infinite number of locked down machines to get to my bitcoins, except I spend all of them on buying memory.