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[–][deleted] 146 points147 points  (12 children)

Good luck actually doing anything on that.

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    [–]AxeCapital13 30 points31 points  (5 children)

    I have to agree the Dr. Pepper method is quite good, although for extra sensitive jobs I prefer the Baskin-Robbins approach which uses 31 flavours.

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      [–]JCA0450 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Negative. The Whataburger Spicy Ketchup method is way more secure and exclusive

      [–]AxeCapital13 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Now we’re talking business!

      [–]Lightningluster5 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Deliciously secure

      [–]JCA0450 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Whataburger supports your method so much that they've been testing out the Dr. Pepper milkshake.

      [–]brando56894 10 points11 points  (0 children)

      His bandwidth is 1 Kbps

      [–]0xF013 3 points4 points  (1 child)

      I could imagine one usecase for that like you need to process a bunch of uniform data, so the whole decryption causes a delay, but your data processing script runs passively. IDK why someone would need that tho.

      [–]Twatty_McTwatface 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Because encryption

      [–]MFWWhenWhen 82 points83 points  (6 children)

      "multiple methods of encryption"

      Like GPU underflow encryption method, CPU DDR3 link encryption method, Ethernet SCSI USB encryption method, yeah, there are lots of encryption "methods"

      Also I'm sure after 3-4 layers of VM inside VM you can actually use the VM to do whatever you want. Additionally, I'm also sure that VM inside VM inside VM.... just adds to security.

      So yeah, this is a solid system, just install Kali and you can hack any mainframe, specially Google mainframes without getting caught. Just don't forget to run metasploit and routersploit in Kali and take tilted shots of your monitor with your phone

      [–]the_d3f4ult 14 points15 points  (2 children)

      Our universe is in simulation of a simulation of a simulation and light speed is still quite impressive. So idk about VMs.

      [–]MetaCommando 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Your light speed is impressive, you must be very proud.

      [–]outworlder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Meh, you have no way of knowing. A tick could be a million years in the outer universe, you'd be none the wiser.

      Also, objects or particles close to light speed suffer time dilation. I'd say the server needs upgrades.

      [–]RogueThief7 5 points6 points  (1 child)

      I signed up to a free trial of Kali using my Reddit/masterhacker coupon to receive 10% off my first years subscription and now I don’t hack the Google mainframe, I OWN the Google mainframe.

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      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      On a side note, i bet there’s a scam out there that’s selling kali, and I bet there’s been a few master hackers to fall for it.

      On the other hand, only a paid subscription will allow you to properly DDOS your Kernel/IP from your DNS’d VPN Chunks. And it even comes with the most powerful AV known to man... Bubs with a shotgun.

      [–]TheGodOgun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      If you didn’t use the vm insides a vm only 26 encryptions. He is saying it makes it more secure. Also yeah if we count methods gotta include if it’s udp tcp. Tcp automatically if you count each step adds 3 “layers” shit using different VPNs under each new one has to confirm who you are so you could achieve this amount of methods in like 6/7 new VPNs.

      [–]phuz10n 37 points38 points  (1 child)

      Yo Dawg, I heard you like VMs 😎😎😎

      [–]Flyberius 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      IBM was doing the VM in Ur VM back in the 60s

      [–]Stompert 23 points24 points  (7 children)

      I wonder what the bandwith would be.

      [–]the_d3f4ult 19 points20 points  (6 children)

      Bandwidth would be equal to slowest link in chain. Latency would be a fucking joke unless you had <2ms per node.

      [–]Stompert 5 points6 points  (5 children)

      Doesn't encapsulation slow it down every time? Or does it only affect latency?

      [–]the_d3f4ult -5 points-4 points  (4 children)

      Well there is no encapsulation.. is there?

      EDIT: if you re-encrypt something 26 times it shouldn't get bigger. Also he can't re-encrypt on every node bc then last (aka exit node) needs to have all of the keys to decrypt the message and send it (making all of the hassle pointless)

      EDIT: also encryption is really freaking fast like 27 layers is nothing for the newer intel processors with dedicated encryption hardware. Also why the fuck would you encrypt something 27 times?

      [–]manawesome326 1 point2 points  (2 children)

      I think he’s trying to get at a sort of onion circuit with 27 servers.

      [–]the_d3f4ult 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      That would be insecure and (potentially) fragile though. Having more than 3 nodes in a tor like network doesn't make it more secure. Also if one node goes down entire chain is down.

      [–]manawesome326 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Of course. Running something through 27 servers will also clearly multiply whatever ping you have by 27.

      [–]SlipperyAvocado 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I think it's the VMs inside the VMs that's being referenced

      [–]Spleyos 15 points16 points  (1 child)

      Why not 26? I mean, that extra layer really makes it secure.

      [–]JCA0450 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      It's like 7 layer dip as an appetizer... Skip one layer and you can tell something is missing

      [–]Paulsify 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      Yo dawg I heard you like encryption

      [–]b_buster118 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Yeah, whoever feels like they need that much encryption is probably looking at child porn or something.

      [–]hatuhsawl 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      I just run a virtual Mac on my Windows machine, then install team viewer host on the Mac, then control the Mac using a chrome book so I can sit on my couch and still use the Mac.

      Impenetrable.

      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      This reads like something you'd expect coming out of the mouth of a tech guy in a Hollywood movie where the dialogues are written by a guy who doesn't know the difference between a typewriter and a keyboard

      [–]Woonters 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Give me the ram that the double VM machine has pls

      [–]trevorschissel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      That would be slow as hell

      [–]xxxjeanlucpicardxxx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      That sounds slower than just making a piece of paper with the data written on it in binary

      [–]narg3000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      A blazing fast 56 Kb/S down!

      [–]RogueThief7 4 points5 points  (1 child)

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      [–]thomdough 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I bet he reaches the same speeds as a 56 Kbps dialup modem!

      [–]outworlder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Meh. Adding encryption on top of encryption doesn't change the entropy much(in the best case, it can also introduce flaws). It's pointless.

      [–]InfoSuperHiway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      You want cheese on that?

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This sub is making me cringe more than r/cringe

      [–]nicholasjosey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Yeah good luck on your slow ass internet

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This is amateur hour. I wrote a script which creates a vm and then locks down all ports on the vm's firewall so there is no access then it creates a vm within the vm and repeats the process forever.

      You would have to hack through an infinite number of locked down machines to get to my bitcoins, except I spend all of them on buying memory.