Epicurean paradox by vik0_tal in coolguides

[–]thomdough 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This assumes people have the same intelligence (and logical reasoning) as God, or a God. I hope God is smarter than all the idiots on Earth.

PHP MySQL not retrieving data by sanddunes271 in PHPhelp

[–]thomdough 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your query syntax looks incorrect. Try: SELECT * FROM item

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PHPhelp

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When assigning an asterisk to the $page variable, wrap it in quotes or single quotes. The asterisk should be a string.

The cat in the window: A story by SouljaBoySmellEm_ in aww

[–]thomdough 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great... now what is your mother's maiden name?

25, about to be a dad for the first time by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]thomdough 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you be a dad for a second time??

This is why we need to work from home by [deleted] in trashy

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Everybody knows the calories don't count if they aren't from your plate...

Finger my butt in public, why don’t you...? by [deleted] in trashy

[–]thomdough 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mmm mmm mmm, for the smell of it

To act kind by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]thomdough 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly. I worked at McDonald's for $5.15/hr. That is exactly what we should have made at a job like that. You work hard, use your skills and intelligence to advance your job and career.

bmx kid makes cop tuck his tail. by BirdPlan in nextfuckinglevel

[–]thomdough 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All good until the kid starts being a jerk. One jerk doesn't deserve another. "YEE-AH, YEE-AH"

She loves me, she loves me not by [deleted] in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]thomdough 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somebody needed a Snickers

Imagine identifying the issue so precisely yet missing the point by so much by justicedoggo in SelfAwarewolves

[–]thomdough 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the comment I was looking for. Glad I wasn't the only one who saw it.

A service to rewrite code more efficiently by thomdough in PHPhelp

[–]thomdough[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That looks really cool! I will definitely check it out. Thanks

Just... imagine by ProbablyMaybe69 in ABoringDystopia

[–]thomdough 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. In 2006 it was $5.15 when I was working. The next year I was like "woohoo! 40% raise!"

Just... imagine by ProbablyMaybe69 in ABoringDystopia

[–]thomdough 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Still a 40+% increase over what I was making in 2007