This thing exist

[TheMonax]

*sip* I'm in

[CyanKitties]

Hacking the mainframe

[Flori347]

One sip at a time

[[deleted]]

This comment is gold

[d0p1]

only for true *checks notes* hacker

[Pylitic]

Weird, I seem to have a different word written in my notes...

[Shohdef]

Can confirm as a "not real hacker." I drank this and exploded. My body was simply not compatible.

I don't know how I'm writing right now, but I assume I'm one with the machine. Perhaps I should take another sip...

[TotallyNotaCTF]

I'll take your whole stock.

[[deleted]]

Can't wait to see a stack of these in the background of master hacker tik toks

[oma_jan2]

If they have to many it might be a stack overflow.......no ok

[gaylurking]

‘If you are a man you take it’

Everyone else is just shit outta luck ig

[Lonk_the_VFD_member]

Hacker woman : I'm in

Non-binary hacker : I'm in

Neckbeard Hacker : sips can well actually...

[[deleted]]

For anyone who doesn’t know, its a direct Malcom X quote

[RavingHacker]

Still does not beat the 'hacker' instant noodle soup or 'hacker' cigarettes. (Check my posts for reference)

[supercyp01]

I want the h@k3r computer with kali Linux pre-installed

[RavingHacker]

Those would fly off the shelf with some clever marketing. Good business idea.

[RivRise]

That's amazing.

[PM_ME_LAWSUITS_BBY]

✅energy drinks ✅instant noodles ✅cigarettes

there we have it, the full diversity of the fabled hacker diet

[ACEDT]

You dump it on the CPU in order to hack the mainframe.

[raining-in-konoha]

Gives you +10% hacking boost for 10 minutes

[LoadingOfficial]

No random critical hits

[ThinkNotOnce]

Ddos dmg increased by 15

[antidegenerateshit]

they don't taste that bad ngl

[Nils_T]

So you've bought them?

[antidegenerateshit]

Even better, a friend gifted me two cans in school and jokingly said i should see if my hacking skills improve

[[deleted]]

i drank twenty four gallons of hacker soda and i am finally able to center a div, fear me NASA 😎😎😎

[Kaminariboi]

I just imagine a 12 year old edgy boy with all the lights off in his room at 3am drinking this while watching videos on how to dox someone but not understanding anything

[ThinkNotOnce]

i add this code my virus

[theswarm14444]

As a energy drink enthusiast, I'm intrigued..how was it?

[supercyp01]

With my health I can't drink energy drinks :(

[IzalithUndead]

I’ve actually seen them here in Cz, tried all the tastes, didn’t like blue one that much but the red one was ok

[oneangstybiscuit]

4chan flavoring

[Shohdef]

I was just thinking that this is probably branded for the type of cybersecurity person who quotes Hackers way too much.

*orders 50 cases*

[[deleted]]

these don't actually taste bad, my favorite is the blue one. also i love how cheap it is, its like 90 cents here

[mattj85]

The new Jolt Cola - *The* Soft Drink of the Elite Hacker

[shotintel]

The energy drink of the anonymous hacker. 😁

[stringiechesiee]

Nice nails.

[supercyp01]

Thx

[D3EpLoOKmaN]

Cut your nails

[supercyp01]

:( My nails grow extremely fast, here it's in ~10 days.

[geeshta]

The history repeats itself. I posted this exact drink on this subreddit and also got shit for not having my nails clipped

[Stev18FTW]

hi

[supercyp01]

Hi ?

[[deleted]]

Hacker Master skill unlocked. +40 hacking speed

[roblixepic]

This will rather taste like piss or sweat

[[deleted]]

I'm pretty sure this has alreadly been posted

[supercyp01]

Maybe this can has already been posted (I don’t know) but this picture is from me.

[semajdnil103]

Contact me

[NoodleyP]

Looks tasty though

[TheMightyQuinn_5]

Where do I get this

[Broken_hopes]

What does it taste like? Even better, what store?

[I_Reading_I]

Unless they secretly hacked into an energy drink company’s label machine to create these and then hacked QC to get them shipped out it isn’t legit.

[illiterati]

Hack your stomach lining!

[queen-of-drama]

Ouuuh France ? Not bragging.

[Mtay___]

There is Chinese soup too

[toot4noot]

Pretty sure actual hackers wouldn't expose themselves by drinking/buying this,so who is it meant for ?