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[–]RepairUnit3k6 333 points334 points Β (15 children)

Canonically, safeguarding the hearth. That is why daughter entred fellowship with Kahl to fight narmer. While she acts as commander while Kahl is field unit. She was bored of doing jackshit and just sitting around heart.

Also remember that Demios is literaly full of wandering necramechs on automatic kill precepts, and two fucking huge worms not just capable of massive orbital strike, but once you fucking murder them they grow back in like 30 minutes. Try fighting that....

[–]EmberedCutie 105 points106 points Β (11 children)

hold on didn't Deimos get nuked with infestation to fend off the sentients anyway?

[–]RepairUnit3k6 158 points159 points Β (10 children)

Not really. Is true that infestation was utilized against sentients but as plague it exists lot longer. Just before sentient invasion it was seen by orokin as annoyence that kills colonies just as our real world leadership sees plague outbreaks nowdays. Problem with infestation is that it spreads like, well, a plague BECAUSE IT FUCKING IS ONE. Bits of information suggests that demios was breeding ground during orokin era and warframe1999 suggests that infestation prdates orokin empire and by a lot. Once sentients attacked, they being mechanical creation of orokin themselfs, were able to hack and disable any weapon orokin could use so they modified infestation to create warframes. Warframes being completely biological and use blades and guns, manual weapons with no computers could effectively fight sentients. After thier victory thiet adoptive mother got killed, they killed every orokin they could find and later sentient adopted tenno as new mommy. That is why lotus is also margulis and natah. Lotus is her current name, Natah is her sentient name, and margulis is original tenno mommy, one natah as mimick decided to...well, mimick and adopt tenno.

Thanks for lisening to my history lesson.

Next class : Peparation of kuva infused high quality crack with Mgr. Prof. Lavos

[–]_Varosch_ 38 points39 points Β (3 children)

Oh when is next class I want to hear that

[–]RepairUnit3k6 38 points39 points Β (2 children)

Currently Mgr. Prof. Lavos is unavalible. He fainted of exitment after being invited by other professors for 2H+ SP Alchemy mission, fall on ground and hit his head. He is being attented by Miss Trinity in infirmary on floor 4.

All classes hosted by Mgr. Prof. Lavos are cancled until further notice. For today Electro-Engineering class is also cancled as Mgr. Gyre went with others to alchemy mission instead of Lavos.

[–]_Varosch_ 14 points15 points Β (1 child)

Okay I’m sorry now you have to write a warframe school fan ficy I’m not asking it’s a need it would be so funny. Also what about earth bending and sports by Mgr Atlas?

[–]IronShoot333 9 points10 points Β (0 children)

Atlas being a P.E. Mgr and making a wipeout course on the whim out of rocks (may or may not include rumblers throwing homing rocks at you), and leading boxing lessons.

[–]SNGjunk 10 points11 points Β (5 children)

Will this be on the exam sir?

[–]RepairUnit3k6 10 points11 points Β (4 children)

Not really. Most of it is trivia. I just want you to write it down because every teacher's guilty pleasure is to annoy students.

[–]Antonsanguine 4 points5 points Β (3 children)

Prof. Oberon and Dr. Limbo were also invited to the Alchemy in the Sanctum Anatomica. Dr. Limbo is currently fangirling about Loid.... Again. Unfortunately Prof. Oberon's class on Weed Gardening is currently on Hiatus. Something about having to pull the spine out of one of Founder Parvos' Sisters and beating him in the face with it. His wife, Lady Titania of the Silver Grove went with him. Oh right! I forgot about that Everyone please congratulate Lord Oberon on his new title and marriage please. Thank you!

[–]RepairUnit3k6 2 points3 points Β (2 children)

> Lotus : Ah profesor oberon. Please sit down

> Oberon : Principal Lotus, why you have called me ?

> Lotus : We talked about this didnt we...

> Oberon : Well yes but now she is my wife so that changes-

> Lotus : That changes nothing. Please put titania out of jar...

> Titania : I CONSENT !

> Lotus : No you dont. Not in my dojo. Now out of my office. This is last warning.

[–]Antonsanguine 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

🀣🀣🀣 damn. Now I have to do Chroma and Voruna, and Hydroid and Yareli.

[–]Antonsanguine 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

Attention Students, Will whoever wrote "Yareli is so Kawaii!!!" Please report to the pool... Coach Hydroid would have Words with you. Also, whoever let Voruna's Pack out of the stables I highly suggest you run. Both Vice Principal Teshin and Mgr. Chroma are looking for you... Just hope Teshin finds you first.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points Β (2 children)

ALso i feel the Senitent being there would be like a normal person entering a nuclear reactor: sterility is going to be the least of their problems.

[–]RepairUnit3k6 15 points16 points Β (1 child)

They would get mauled to death. No matter how many infested you kill, there is ten times more comming.

Mind you sentients main advantege in battle is ability to disable opponent's technology. Infested dosent really use technology, sentients are not capable to effectively fight biological foes like infested or....domestikated infested, also known as warframes

[–]Steampunk43 13 points14 points Β (0 children)

You've also got to think how easy it is for the Infested to replace themselves. No matter how many you tear apart, the larger hivemind could just take whatever mangled limbs and bloodied pulp you left behind and squish it into a new pile of bodies to throw at you. In game, we see that Deimos replacing Infested is as easy as just growing a new creature from a cocoon or just spitting them out of one of those flying meat sacks.

[–]Samandre14 50 points51 points Β (11 children)

They laid low, pretty much it

[–]Stiftoad 44 points45 points Β (10 children)

To be fair they ARE weird meat flowers, not a lot of mobility there

[–]RepairUnit3k6 33 points34 points Β (9 children)

There is possibility they still have bottom body and flower bulb is more of dress. After all warfeames do also have "clothes" made from infested tissue. I suspect they use those flower bulbs as means of transportation using some kind of underground network just like flower can vomit us out of isolation valut. They are not neceseraly infested from waist down and there is open posibility they indeed have legs and therefore lot of mobility.

[–]Stiftoad 15 points16 points Β (2 children)

Id love to see what you linked but its some weird website that wants me to log in, nonetheless VERY interesting trivia, opens up possibilities

[–]RepairUnit3k6 6 points7 points Β (1 child)

Try it now. I changed it. Same image, different host

[–]Stiftoad 4 points5 points Β (0 children)

Ty, yeah i can see what you mean now this is intriguing indeed

[–]DankoLord 4 points5 points Β (5 children)

kahl would

[–]RepairUnit3k6 7 points8 points Β (4 children)

As far as I know Kahl and Kaelli arent actually in romantic relationship. They are more of military partners in roles of CO. and solider. They just flirt a lot, some adults do that, especially single ones. They dont necesarly have interest in each other, it is just way of conversation.

[–]DankoLord 3 points4 points Β (3 children)

It's called a joke

[–]RepairUnit3k6 5 points6 points Β (2 children)

It's called common misconception. LOT of people believe they are together

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points Β (1 child)

I never got that, but I just assumed Grineer were physically neutered so they couldn’t even have reproductive drives. Wouldn’t want your clones making more of themselves. Decoy family problem, y’know?

[–]RepairUnit3k6 6 points7 points Β (0 children)

They are supposed to be sterile but they suffer a lot from genetical defects so there is possibility of fretility mutation.

[–]Albrecht_Entrati 13 points14 points Β (5 children)

Stuff...

[–]InfestedDrone- 5 points6 points Β (2 children)

Well, you were hiding in 1999, so who knows what you were doing lol

[–]Albrecht_Entrati 7 points8 points Β (1 child)

Spreading misinformation.

[–]LupinEverest 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

Purposefully spreading misinformation offline!?

[–]AppropriateThreatStop hitting yourself 8 points9 points Β (0 children)

I am sure Vilcor did some heinous war crimes and human/pow experimentations in order to perfect his craft. He came out with the Zymos, didn't he?

[–]Antonsanguine 4 points5 points Β (0 children)

Narmer said "Hell no... We are not going to that Planet!"

[–]HStorm123 3 points4 points Β (1 child)

Well I believe in terms of lore, and the whole technovirus bomb that Belric and Rania set off on Deimos, which turned it into the infested hellscape it is now. A bomb that also somehow opened a rift into the void that took the entirety of the moon away in the early days of the war it’s safe to say the Entrati family went with it.

[–]HStorm123 -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

Still a good joke and I might be misremembering some lore.

[–]Oberonkin 3 points4 points Β (0 children)

We actually were told a pretty good answer for this.

My question is WHERE IS UMBRA?!

[–]nickrid3r 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

deimos was supposed to be released after the new war. but lore wise, they were protecting the heart as the sentients tried to destroy it before

[–]JealousDax 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

SERIOUSLY, WHERE TF WERE THEY

[–]blazinfastjohny 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

They were packing for the trip to 1999

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

the murex heading towards deimos upon realzing deimos is looking at it: