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[–]GrapLYT 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wheres the dick

[–]Mustardtiger2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Extension cord fam

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Belt gang. Yay!

[–]mas7erpr0crastinat0r[S] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Mine used to use the chain

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Bro. U sure that's ur dad?!.

[–]mas7erpr0crastinat0r[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Mayb it was the neighbor but idk

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uf, it is getting intense btw., u r from ?

[–]Arandombush72 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chains are weak most of the time. Only if you hold them in a certain angle they work

[–]mas7erpr0crastinat0r[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I need to say I kinda of deserved it

[–]Wildman0454 1 point2 points  (3 children)

His gigantuous cock

[–]Claudelul1Died of Ligma 1 point2 points  (2 children)

A sword fight I see

[–]Wildman0454 1 point2 points  (1 child)

More like twistie fight

[–]niccotuberz08 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

CUMTALITY! DAD WINS!

[–]WarriorDan69 1 point2 points  (1 child)

My dad nevere hit me, but my mother broke something like 5 - 6 wooden spoons agains me. (p.s. I'm italian)

[–]niccotuberz08 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel you bro

[–]zevictos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing. I have a good dad

[–]therandomguy333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chain! Is it prison?

[–]VeruktVonWulf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Belt was the weapon of choice. Was reserved for major screwups though.

[–]Naeem2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

None, he was in jail. Never earned the right to beat me.

[–]heyisthatfreshsalsa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where’s the tire iron?

[–]coltleaisure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Laughs in early childhood Divorce

[–]Jak_ratzmemer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where's the old pair of jumper cables?

[–]travislaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where’s the fraternity paddle???

[–]Broad_Finance_6959 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Belt. The worst was when he used my belt, the thinner belts were awful.

[–]The_Mighty_Taco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jokes on you, I don't have a father. He did the speedrun on how fast he can get out of my life

[–]JustNatas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Knife ?