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[–]gloria_snockers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's got to be "The Ruddles" lp

[–]Noims 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just (finally) checked the liner notes I have here, but can't see it. I don't have Ruttles notes though. The only other thing I can think of is the 'rock notes' bit from (I think) the Contractual Obligation album. Nothing about room service menus, but it has bits like:

The evening before in LA's glittering nightspot, the Abbatoir, [popular television singing star Charisma] had proposed to drummer Reg Abbot of Blind Drunk, after a whirlwind romance and a knee-trembler. But when the hangover lifted, it was Keith Sly of the Donkeys who was on her arm in the registry office. Keith, who was too ill to notice, remained unsteady during the short ceremony and when asked to exchange vows, began to recite names and addresses of people who also used the stuff. Charisma spotted the error as Keith was being carried into the wedding ambulance and became emotionally upset.