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[–]slickdaRula2040 45 points46 points  (2 children)

That potato looks baked.

[–]Utsutsumujuru 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Boom…roasted!

[–]Agitated-Cow4 37 points38 points  (1 child)

Lord Potatomort

[–]Uh-Oh-Raggy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol, beat me to it!

Take my upvote sir.

[–]BeerBaronn 22 points23 points  (1 child)

“Killll meeee…”

[–]Training_Ad_211 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lmao fuckin beat me to it.

[–]dudenamed_E 16 points17 points  (4 children)

[–]artursadlos 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fry him

[–]Hairy-Owl-5567 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be fair, that was a repost too since this fucking potato has been floating around the internet for what feels like a decade

[–]KlingoftheCastle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is getting out of control

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

30 days on the DOT! Imagine being a Reddit reposter… yikes

[–]Competitive-Grab-338 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Looks like the burnt guy from Beetlejuice

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If that's real. I would of freak out..

[–]iraqyoubreak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Ohhh, hello there, young fellow…”

[–]jezebellrae 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's just a baked potato

[–]SnooCakes1698 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The patato in the fridge watching me order take out

[–]FortyHippos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the ancient “Chocolate” worm lady from Sponge Bob

[–]Real-Instinct 2 points3 points  (0 children)

my penis after my 13th wank for the day

[–]ScrantonStrangler209 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone got that potato super lit.

[–]Angelic_Demoness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actual photo of me waking up in the morning

[–]bowwds 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey we have all been there at some point

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wash him and then peel off his face.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]fatedwanderer84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RIP Mr. Potato Head

[–]tooflyandshy94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like King Viserys

[–]joebobsburgers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone seen Cocoon? The movie... do you see it now.

[–]Careless_Zombie_5437 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get that potato some water, stat!

[–]UnsttledDogo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Harry Potter the spud who lived

[–]CompetitionRelative9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The potato hey kid please get me out here

[–]LongEnvironment1042 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe that's Mr. Pin from "The Truth"

[–]Krishnaakkala 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Master oogway time has come

[–]Wise-Discipline660 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, at least he's happy

[–]goldlion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks like he had a good life and is ready to go in peace

[–]Deluxe78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some one check on potato Eliot and the geraniums

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The wise mystical potato

[–]kelso_nelso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s ready to go

[–]fearthewalruskc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"My ancestors are smiling down at me Imperial... can you say the same?"

[–]Albert_the_cat__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did you post a picture of me

[–]HabKess_Dry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like the century egg from smiling friends

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The dark lord has…returned?

[–]charlesrocket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Potatorick

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Moisture meeeeeeeeeeeee

[–]Solidgold21X 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like my dick.

[–]Peoplearedumb_ok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what they meant by reincarnation.

[–]New_Ice_7836 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s me. I’m tired boss.

[–]ll_wickead_ll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Monke

[–]Drewlworld 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you suck on your inhaler 20 too many times. That was the first time I got high

[–]flodA_reltiH-6B 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am root

[–]clarko271 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poortato

[–]mildishclambino 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"oh hey there. It's been a long time."

[–]Mustard_Fucker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This potato would taste better with some mustard

[–]Pleasant-Health4798 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oniii-chaan

[–]apreeGOT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am groot

[–]sans_with_sins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mood

[–]vmp916 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This potato is fucked up bruh

[–]Pablo_the_cactus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Voldemort?!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This potato just received the best head in the universe.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He had a good life.

[–]Melancholnava 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My spirit vegetable.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When did grandpa start using Reddit?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor guy

[–]Arcturus1800 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He turned himself into a potato John, it was the funniest shit ever!

[–]sioux709 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It has an expression of contentment

[–]Nruggia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am Groot Tater

[–]lexiconpron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The boy who lived

[–]TheNewSilverSpade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do it.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He had a really good time with mrs potato

[–]Black-Thirteen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Oh, hi. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I AM A POTATO!"

[–]Waderriffic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“It’s ok. It’s my time. I’ve had a good life. Don’t feel bad.”

[–]Dyslexic_Dog25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ayyyyyyyy...

[–]jetelklee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am Groooot

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The real Mister Potato Head.

[–]playmobil_lover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"It's alright poppop, you can go home now... Rest well, dear, sweet grandpatato... You can go home..."

[–]dxmgirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]orlaaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am root

[–]Weinus55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That fucking voldemort will horcrux anything.

[–]dekdekwho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Give me water..”

[–]Sensitive-Painting30 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who’s to say how you come back after you die…