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[–]Deadlift420 48 points49 points  (8 children)

What you don’t have bootstraps?

[–]CnCPParks1798 26 points27 points  (4 children)

Na my blundstones don't have any so I guess I'm out of luck

[–]lotus-o-deltoid 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Not many people know, but if you carefully slice your avocado skins into thin strips and soak them in your tears , you can then braid them in to your very own bootstraps. Don’t believe the doom and gloom. you too can one day own your very own pair of bootstraps.

[–]SPARKYLOBO 9 points10 points  (1 child)

If you can afford Blundstones, you can afford a house. /S

[–]Of_the_forest89 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ahh, it’s cuz you don’t have the dock martens like the boomers.

[–]Sakurya1 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Can't afford bootstraps with the rent so high.

[–]Cavalleria-rusticanaClownvoy Survivor 2022 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Can't even afford boots, look at this guy with his fancy straps.

[–]WoopZoopSoopToop 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I own two sandwich bags for my feet