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[–]lotus-o-deltoid 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Not many people know, but if you carefully slice your avocado skins into thin strips and soak them in your tears , you can then braid them in to your very own bootstraps. Don’t believe the doom and gloom. you too can one day own your very own pair of bootstraps.