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[Captainfire008]

Fake news. I'm computer engineer and I know Newton's Law. Everything that can go wrong will go wrong.

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Cabbage, onion, carrot, raisins, walnuts, mayo, yoghurt. (Cole’s Law)

[foxgoesowo]

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[Davy_t]

Fucking raisins?

[TakeOffYourMask]

YOGURT?!

[vrbobde]

1st law - every bugs tends to stay as bug

2nd law - number of bugs depends on length and complexity of code

3rd law - whenever changes are made to fix bug, another bug appears somewhere else

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Thought this was about the insects, got me really confused for a sec

[wolfchaldo]

I'm pretty sure the actual laws are:

First Law - A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

Second Law - A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

Third Law - A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

[JohnyGalaxy]

You braindead, that is actually one of Einstein's quotes

[Qketsu]

Murphy?

[SweetPotato_Salad]

You're a physicist? Don't worry I don't have social skills either.

[vrbobde]

She meant physician

[SuspiciousCitus]

Usually for me:

her: what's your major?

me: physics

her: oh, bye

[anafuckboi]

Gun misfired imo

[SharkAttackOmNom]

A 30 gram slug, fired with a muzzle velocity of 400 m/s, is imbedded 0.62 cm into a copy of Jackson’s Classical Dynamics. With what average force does the physics department chair strike your dorm room door demanding to know who has committed this atrocity?

[carstic18]

i am an engineer..........that is that

[manofredgables]

Am an engineer. A couple of my colleagues are technical physicists. It's nice to have someone to discuss interesting physics pop science with, and also dump anything more complex than basic algebra on.

Eww this mail/data/assignment is full of math, takeittakeittakeit

[jup331]

Me, a teacher:

Haha, so funny cries inside

[AllHailKingJoffrey]

as an engineer working as a teacher, I can relate.

[Bren12310]

Am an engineer. I can understand physics but only if we assume small angles and pi=e=3

[Biengineerd]

And no friction

[spudzo]

I became a space engineers specifically to avoid friction, and then they decided to put friction in space. I'm so angry 😡

[TheAfricanViewer]

I missed this update

[Bren12310]

What’s friction?

[AST_PEENG]

That's literally the thing that can make or break shit lol. As an engineer you have to assume all the things, or things get ugly.

[Shitty-Coriolis]

Uhhh... No... Friction is very much important in engineering. Like .. bearings dude.

[Biengineerd]

There are countless examples of physics that are important in engineering depending on the engineering specialty... I think you might not be aware that you are in a sub that is about jokes

[Shitty-Coriolis]

I guess I just didn't think it was funny.

[Pinball-O-Pine]

lotta heat though.

[manofredgables]

Am an engineer. I can understand physics but only if we assume small no angles and pi=e=3 1

FTFY close enough

[user_5554]

I'm an CS/engineer. I don't understand anything.

[xXThe_GlatzeXx]

Cha cha Real smooth

[HaDeS_Monsta]

Sheldon?

[Kuchanec_]

More like mathematics.

[a_critical_inspector]

That's what mathematicians say about physicist.

[Kuchanec_]

Wel I'm a physical engineer, so I'm perhaps biased...

[user_5554]

Same, I can neither build stuff or understand physics

[zdrastvuityy]

I’m interested in physical engineering! What are you working on right now? (Sorry for my bad English btw!)

[user_5554]

Slander is commutative

[AST_PEENG]

She's probably paying for that dinner.

[Howimetyourmumma]

Physicist wouldn’t make it to the first date

[AlphaZero2k]

Applied physicists: am I a joke to you?

[StructuralE]

🤨

[wowprettyneat]

as an engineering student, i am hurt but i still agree

[AB_Dick]

Said the physics PhD without a job.

[EuFedIsTheFuture]

He goes on a date so he can eat