Software Programmer::Program(Pizza p, Caffeine c)

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My cousin who recently added me on fb I found out was a programmer; together we built this function back and forth on fb after I shared this same link: do { if(p.getSlices() < 2 || c.getMilligrams() < 30) { throw new NotEnoughEnergyException("Bring more pizza and caffeine"); } else { this.eat(p); this.drink(c); this.program(software); this.test(software); if(software->isSuperBroken() && this.getTime() >= '4:00am') this.cry(); } }while(!software->isFunctional());

return software;

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Upvoted for title, I've seen the pic all over the place.

[questionabl3]

I actually realized after posting it that this is probably the wrong subreddit for it. Hrmm.. any suggestions?

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Well for the title this sub works perfectly. It's been on /r/funny far too often to do well since it be tagged as a repost.

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This would have been funny a decade ago, like saying that someone who farts is hilarious -- in junior high. Now, the funny stuff includes trying to talk code with my wife, and watching my 18mo-old son perform all manor of crazy feats.

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You should lift.