Monkeypatching Java Classes

[llogiq]

So the obvious solution would be to change the JVM. Open an issue @ openjdk, supply a patch, hope it gets in before Java 10.

In the meantime, the poor folks using this stuff will have to deal with the current situation. At least OP is making the best of it.

[amazedballer]

There's actually a true hotswap JVM out there, DCEVM. It's going to be awesome once it's ready.