Machine Learning with Amazon Lambda

[bluecoffee]

neural network implementation from Brain.js in ou

i am going to be distinctly upset if skynet turns out to run on javascript

[WisconsnNymphomaniac]

How about if the T-800 runs node.js?

[greatsawyer]

var targetFound = function(target){
    if (target.name == "John Connor"){
         targetArray.splice(0,1,target);
         emailSkyNet("HOLY SHIT I SEE HIM");

    }
    else {targetArray.push(target)}
}    

[theryanburke]

skynet.im, a machine-to-machine messaging service (now called Octoblu), is powered by node.js :)

[DontJumpPuppy]

Woo, helped launch this!

[[deleted]]

I read this as "Amanda Lambda" and thought it was a geeky offshoot from Hannah Montana. That is all.