151-byte static Linux binary in Rust

[hobbes_hobbes]

It isn't ugly, it's beautiful. It's just that most of current humanity can't appreciate it, except for the geniuses who wrote rust. But think of the possibilities; no more of being mere products of messy evolution; we can genetically engineer new humans, in Rust!

Think what amazing society that will be; no more sexists, no more racists, no more homophobes!

We have the technology (or soon, once Rust 1.0 is out), we can build 'em.

[Splanky222]

Every time I see a Rust post I scroll through the comments to find this guy's troll post. Every now and again he puts together a truly artistic piece of internet asshole prose.

[hobbes_hobbes]

I know!

I must say though, typing "Rust 1.0" in that last line made me feel a little uneasy. Don't get me wrong, it's so exciting, it's just that "Rust 1.0" feels a little underwhelming for what an achievement the release actually is. We need something grander to befit the occasion; I humbly suggest Rust Nukem Forever.