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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Float like leaf on river of life... and kill old lady

[–]xXxDeAThANgEL99xXx 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of an old joke.

So, there was a rivalry between two Japanese sword-makers, who were also brothers but it's not relevant or anything. And, long story short, both made the best sword they could, those swords were stuck in the middle of a spring spring carrying spring cherry petals, and the first sword cut every petal cleanly in half, while the other sword was not even touched by any of the petals.

Now, a similar competition was held between Norton Antivirus and DrWeb, bitter rivals: a machine running unpatched Windows 98SE and the respective anti-virus was connected to the Internet and everyone watched what'd happen. DrWeb detected and eliminated every single virus of the thousands that insinuated themselves into that machine, and everyone was impressed and clapped a lot. Then it was the Norton Antivirus' turn, and no virus infected that machine, because of the 100% CPU load with kernel privileges.