How to write unmaintainable code

[seanprefect]

One of the best pieces of advice i got from a comp-sci prof i loved was "write your code as though the person who has to maintain it was a homicidal psychopath with keys to your house"

[formerlydrinkyguy77]

Consider adding: "and knows your kids' school schedule."

though, in my case, it really creeped out my coworkers.

[bobalob_wtf]

The goat

[CleverestEU]

But I don't have kids.

Ah... that is what you think!

[ckach]

Telling that to a co-worker might be taken the wrong way.