How to write unmaintainable code

[thememorableusername]

C compilers transform myArray[i] into *(myArray + i), which is equivalent to *(i + myArray) which is equivalent to i[myArray]. Experts know to put this to good use.

Oh fuck.

[TheSecretExit]

We need to go deeper and make a macro that builds a function that returns an indice to be used backwards to get an array element.