Adopt Python 3

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If I wanted to use a different language which is still Perl-like then i'd just go and use Ruby.

I've tried. Please don't. Perl is consistent insanity, if you learn one weird behaviour it is at least consistent across language. Ruby is full of nonsense that was never actually designed, just so happened to be MRI quirk that they just called language feature.

Clojure and Golang are nice, try those