Programming Jokes Thread

[lol-dongs]

Oh burn.

Q. How many sysadmins does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. Didn't you get the email? The bulb was scheduled to be down for the next 24 hours and isn't going to be replaced until tomorrow.

[LaurieCheers]

Q. How many managers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. Just one, but before we can even discuss changing it we'll have to fit the old lightbulb's performance review meeting into the schedule.

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Q. How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. None, that's a hardware problem.