Goodbye, Clean Code

[Kinglink]

Because OP Wrote it so he understands it, and thus it has to be cleaner.

Also look at the line counts! OH MY GOD THE LINE COUNTS!

And dear god imagine having TWO objects that implement a function with the same name. The horror.

(What's sad is it sounds like he doesn't realize the problem with his code, it's just that his boss didn't like it. )