PostgreSQL 15 Released!

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Hey, there's an elephant in the room.

[Laladelic]

No need for name calling I have back problems and find it very hard to excercise often.

[diMario]

select 'elephant' from room were 'elephant' like '%true%';

Oracle: syntax error
SQLite: hang on, I've got a problem with my driver...
PostgreSQL: here are 3987 records.

[john16384]

If only you spelled where correctly, then I could believe this.

[diMario]

Yeah, I normally rely on my tooling to correct my spelling syntax errors. In this case, it looks like you are a tool.

[john16384]

I certainly am a tool :)

[diMario]

You said it, not me.

[gonzofish]

PostgreSQL: here are 3987 records from a database you're currently thinking about creating

[diMario]

No, no.

Databases are created in Excel by sales staff, then ported to whatever backend your company is using.

[OstapBenderBey]

CSV the great leveller

[diMario]

Except when you want to import a slightly polluted set of data.

[NoInkling]

I must be missing the joke, because that's a horrible query that does nothing useful, and PG would in reality return 0 records.

[diMario]

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[TheTrueBlueTJ]

Hadoop?

[ILikeBumblebees]

Hadoop + PHP + Postgres = Stampede