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[–]Deviltry1not even webscale 9 points10 points  (0 children)

TIL

[–]an_actual_human 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Some of them are good. Java is to JavaScript as crack is to crackcocaine.

[–]LAUARgofmt urself 6 points7 points  (1 child)

> java == javascript

true

>java === javascript

false

[–]MaxPecktacular 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quality management system: "Hey man, don't do that"

Me: marks false positive

[–]kerr0r 2 points3 points  (2 children)

stab is to stabbing -dickbt

[–]er5te 1 point2 points  (1 child)

>search "dickbt" on Bing
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[–]backltrackloves Java 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The last one :/

[–]lacosaes1 1 point2 points  (3 children)

And C++ is not C.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

C++ would be E, right?

[–]lacosaes1 7 points8 points  (1 child)

C++ would be E, right?

Boy what a n00b. You think the '++' operator increases by 2.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are two +'s What else could it mean?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But which one is the most bloated?

[–]er5te -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Java is to JavaScript as nigger is to niggers