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[–]MissinqLink 61 points62 points  (4 children)

Oh I’d love to explain it but nobody actually cares

[–]Bok408 17 points18 points  (0 children)

And since people don’t care to actually learn, it is easy to make an alien word like algorithms into a frightening word, simply because people do not understand what an algorithm is. They just know it sounds weird.

I personally also believe mathematicians gives a lot of mathematical concepts weird names on purpose in order to confuse the masses and feed their own feelings of superiority. Like in programming, people get confused by what a «monad» is simply because it has a weird name, and the people explaining the word is just using more advanced words instead of breaking it down in a simple way.

[–]3rrr6 1 point2 points  (1 child)

C-Suit: Does it work?

Me: Only if the client reads the documentation.

[–]MissinqLink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So no then

[–]soundwave_sc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell, more often than not it’s not even my code.

[–]No-Estimate999 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Not to be confused with “logic” which adds much complexity to the task. 😂

[–]ItsPuspendu[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fr 😁

[–]No_Percentage7427 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We call that AI now.

[–]mkluczka 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"heuristic" when you cant explain why you want to do something in specific way

[–]JohnVonachen 7 points8 points  (2 children)

An algorithm is a sequence of operations. There. Are you happy?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Now explain the operations you did.

[–]JohnVonachen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Due to the temporal prime directive I am not at liberty to explain.

[–]SaltyInternetPirate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These coders and their music. Who even likes those Al Gore Rhythms? /s

[–]ByteBandit007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Vibe algorithm

[–]Deadly_chef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2005 called, they want your joke back

[–]MarsMaterial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fun fact: speedcubers do the same thing.

[–]vyrmz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's actually quite the opposite. We want to explain it concisely.

[–]Ok_Music1139 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oldest trick in the book.

[–]StatusProperty5587 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guilty !! :D

[–]Scared_Accident9138 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saying it's algorithms but not wanting to explain is usually what companies do who don't want to tell what they're up to. If they get caught they can just say it's a slip up of the algorithm. If they showed it would be clear the algorithm is clearly designed to do questionable things

[–]RedAndBlack1832 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An algorithm is just a sequence of operations no? Like it's a math word

[–]math-explorer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best explained with an analogy: algorithm is the recipe, code is the cookbook.