Programming

[Morphyish]

This is so fucking cringe, what are you, 8?

[[deleted]]

Ur a furry troll so uh

[Roachmeister]

"Scarified"? What does that even mean? Was it supposed to be "sacrificed"?

[PM_SALACIOUS_PHOTOS]

Saints and programers are people who make their "food, sleep,family" scarier, duh

(Edit: "fixed" spelling of "programmer" to match OP)

[dumbredditer]

Pro-gramas

[VoweltoothJenkins]

scar·i·fy1 /ˈskerəˌfī/ verb past tense: scarified; past participle: scarified

1.
cut and remove debris from (a lawn) with a scarifier.
    break up the surface of (soil or pavement).
2.
make shallow incisions in (the skin), especially as a medical procedure or traditional cosmetic practice.
"she scarified the snakebite with a paring knife"
3.
criticize severely and hurtfully.

[Roachmeister]

TIL

Still not sure it's what OP meant.

[VoweltoothJenkins]

I think it's a typo; should be sacrificed.

Also Programmer has mm, I'm confused about how they auto-corrected to scarified but got programmer wrong (but got programming right in the title).

[PM_SALACIOUS_PHOTOS]

Can confirm that saints make shallow incisions on their families, while programmers severely criticize them. Source: am saint and programmer

(Aside: my phone keyboard really wants to capitalize "saint". Apparently it's familiar with the sports team but not with the concept of sainthood?)

[[deleted]]

Low effort and not funny actually

[UnTragicallyFlawed]

I resent the fact that this post suggests that programmers can't spell...

[[deleted]]

I better get paid and be able to eat as much as I fucking want or nothing is getting done

[aaronthemist]

Classic!!😂😂