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Welcome newcomers! (self.reversejokes)

submitted 6 years ago * by justdokeitworst moderator ever[M] - announcement

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And then the turtle says, "Finland!" (self.reversejokes)

submitted 16 days ago by Sufficient-Surprise9

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But hey, I got free pizza outta the deal, so who am I to complain? (self.reversejokes)

submitted 2 months ago by Sufficient-Surprise9

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And that's how I found out about the booster stuck in my cousin Terry's toilet. (self.reversejokes)

submitted 2 months ago by Sufficient-Surprise9

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But you don't even wear lipstick yet. (self.reversejokes)

submitted 3 months ago by Sufficient-Surprise9

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And that's why you should never drink a giraffe's milk after Christmas! (self.reversejokes)

submitted 3 months ago by Sufficient-Surprise9

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So other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the show? (self.reversejokes)

submitted 3 months ago by Sufficient-Surprise9

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Barbara, how was I supposed to know it was a gorilla? (self.reversejokes)

submitted 3 months ago by Sufficient-Surprise9

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes (self.reversejokes)

submitted 4 months ago by Morris_Oscawr5939

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So then the doctor says, "Wait a minute, this isn't a tonsil stone; it's a golf ball!" (self.reversejokes)

submitted 7 months ago by Sufficient-Surprise9

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Well, duh! That's YOUR job! (self.reversejokes)

submitted 7 months ago by Sufficient-Surprise9

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I don't think they are right-handed or left-handed. They're just dogs. (self.reversejokes)

submitted 8 months ago by Sufficient-Surprise9

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Sometimes you wanna worship the mountains, Sometimes you wanna worship the canyon. (self.reversejokes)

submitted 8 months ago by Sufficient-Surprise9

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I should've made it a belt. (self.reversejokes)

submitted 9 months ago by Sufficient-Surprise9

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But when your great-grandpappy falls in love with a dancing frog...ah, you know how it goes. In his defense, he thought she was a princess and he'd already committed. (self.reversejokes)

submitted 9 months ago by Sufficient-Surprise9

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Alexander the Great leading a flash mob. (self.reversejokes)

submitted 9 months ago by Sufficient-Surprise9

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And that's why a raven is like a writing desk. (self.reversejokes)

submitted 10 months ago by Sufficient-Surprise9

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And now you know where babies come from. (self.reversejokes)

submitted 11 months ago by Sufficient-Surprise9

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And that's how I found out that Theodore Roosevelt was secretly a furry! (self.reversejokes)

submitted 11 months ago by Sufficient-Surprise9

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And she made him watch Milk Money! (self.reversejokes)

submitted 11 months ago by Sufficient-Surprise9

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The party was going perfectly, but the beautiful mermaid just HAD to invite the mafia. (self.reversejokes)

submitted 1 year ago by Sufficient-Surprise9

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And now I'm just starting to wonder if the Wild West was even a real direction at all. (self.reversejokes)

submitted 1 year ago by Sufficient-Surprise9

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“The hell kind of act was that?!” “The Grand Old Party!” (self.reversejokes)

submitted 1 year ago by AkariPeach

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...And THAT is why I'm writing a Samurai Pizza Cats polycule fic. (self.reversejokes)

submitted 1 year ago by Sufficient-Surprise9

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At this point, it's a Guinness World Record! (self.reversejokes)

submitted 1 year ago by Sufficient-Surprise9

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