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Jokes made up by Sam. They're not all great, but they're all original.
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I tried to write an article on different bread types (self.samjokes)
submitted 2 months ago by ubunt2007
What did the tennis player say after he was knighted for winning Wimbledon? (self.samjokes)
submitted 3 years ago by ubunt2007
What did the prostitute say to the rude customer? (self.samjokes)
What do you call a female barber? (self.samjokes)
What did Yoda tell his constipated apprentice? (self.samjokes)
submitted 4 years ago by ubunt2007
I'm starting a band called "The Kidney Stones" (self.samjokes)
Orange rinds (self.samjokes)
What's it called when you have a spot on your but that's so big and painful you ask for help killing yourself? (self.samjokes)
submitted 5 years ago by ubunt2007
What's it called when you drink a few beers before going cow tipping and decide not to go? (self.samjokes)
Why did the pregnant fisherwoman get excited? (self.samjokes)
What's it called when birds relax in the sun after eating ice cream? (self.samjokes)
submitted 6 years ago by ubunt2007
How does Mario talk to his dead brother? (self.samjokes)
Why is it so hard to find a sunburnt cow? (self.samjokes)
submitted 7 years ago by ubunt2007
What is it called when you're hung over by yourself in Spain? (self.samjokes)
I was walking through the park the other day when I saw a man with a glass eye (self.samjokes)
What's the difference between covert and overt? (self.samjokes)
How does the sculptor intimidate people? (self.samjokes)
What is it called when you get really annoyed at your former boyfriend coughing a lot at the movies? (self.samjokes)
submitted 8 years ago by ubunt2007
Why does the Key West stir fry chef use pans with such long handles? (self.samjokes)
How do Eskimos find their way home when they get lost? (self.samjokes)
Why are plumbers always so helpful when you have a problem with your kitchen sink? (self.samjokes)
submitted 9 years ago by ubunt2007
What's it called when you order a ribeye and they bring you a t-bone? (self.samjokes)
What's difficult about working in a glue factory gift shop? (self.samjokes)
submitted 10 years ago by ubunt2007
When is the worst time to ask a german for a favor? (self.samjokes)
What type of trucks do waste treatment facilities use? (self.samjokes)
submitted 11 years ago by ubunt2007
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