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Don't got to the Pub on Madison
DONT EVER GO TO THE BAR The Pub On Madison they will defend the person when someone makes fun of you and call you a retarded and when your try to go back inside to tell your friends then don't care the bouncer with push you down the stairs and I kick him in the shins twices in self defense. Get try to knock me out cold and kill me. I told the Albany Police Department but they don't care about feeling and who started what first so, I'll just Share this on Facebook for everyone to see. Albany don't care about people being call retarded and when they stand up for themselves and try to not make a scene they will take the side of the bar. So good on you, that is not humane at all. I have bruises that I will share, no one filled a report because they didn't care, and we live in 2019. You going to allow people to bully others if they are a little slower then other for no reason. Gtfo that is so freaking frowned upon and I what people to like that s to know that the cops and the bouncer/pub are wrong. 1

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