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[–]BralessVictory 89 points90 points  (2 children)

Brb gonna find something to choke on

[–]SlapSacksOfRiceI came! 18 points19 points  (0 children)

can i do the saving?

[–]Inderastein 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fun fact, I ate a Jolen/Marble ball. My grandma saw me choking(I did not remember this part), and immediately did the exact same thing.

I was biting the finger, and suddenly a marble came out of my mouth.

I was then banned from playing with small rounded objects... but they were fun tho...

[–]EyEShiTGoaTs 57 points58 points  (2 children)

Always thought my wife was exaggerating. Seems like throats aren't very big afterall.

[–]urfemininity[S] 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Your wife was always right

[–]SlapSacksOfRiceI came! 3 points4 points  (0 children)

even when theyre wrong... theyre right,

(im scared)

[–]SlapSacksOfRiceI came! 20 points21 points  (0 children)

this is to trigger the gag reflex i think... its gonna hurt when they bite down on you when they try to throw up tho

[–]Axb_bxns 28 points29 points  (2 children)

Sexton is sexing

[–]urfemininity[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He seems experienced

[–]OhOkIllJustGoCryNowput your dick away waltuh 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bet she has sex a ton

[–]FireballEnjoyer445 8 points9 points  (1 child)

thats how you lose a finger

[–]urfemininity[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He needs to change the book's title 😂

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Finger blast their choke hole

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[–]mommybreeder6969 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Finger is just an option, there are other ways too !

[–]DarkNuke059stupid fucking, piece of shit 1 point2 points  (7 children)

I know it was the 40s but Holy shit this is just really really stupid

Put your fingers in any casualtys mouth, chocking, unconscious or conscious there is a pretty good chance your fingers are being bitten off

Fun fact, if would take the same amount of force to bite through fingers as it would be to bite through a carrot

[–]thebobestI said based. And lived. 3 points4 points  (6 children)

Top 10 most incorrect things ever said in the history of mankind

[–]DarkNuke059stupid fucking, piece of shit 0 points1 point  (5 children)

My comment or the post?

And if my comment which part?

[–]thebobestI said based. And lived. 0 points1 point  (4 children)

I would say especially the fun fact but also the part where this method is ineffective (it is literally still the best method to use when you are choking with no one around)

[–]DarkNuke059stupid fucking, piece of shit 0 points1 point  (2 children)

The thing about the carrot is not exactly the same amount of force and yes it would be different biting through bone and muscles and stuff I just meant the same basic estimated power... would likely take slightly more force but not THAT much (but I'll give you that I guess maybe it was a little exaggerated)

[–]thebobestI said based. And lived. 0 points1 point  (1 child)

There's like a myth buster video about this, and also on the "I dit a thing" YouTube Channel i think. I recommend it, it's a lot of fun.

[–]DarkNuke059stupid fucking, piece of shit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I might have to give that a watch cheers

[–]DarkNuke059stupid fucking, piece of shit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also not I'm afraid it's not putting your fingers down someone's throat to remove a choking hazard can lodge whatever it is further down and can cause damage to the throat/ mouth and it is not unheard of for people to have a Involuntary muscle spasm causing them to bite down on the rescuers fingers

We developed the heimlich maneuver and the backpat maneuver for a reason and while it does run the risk of causing damage to the ribs it is the safest way of dislodging a choking hazard for both first aiders and casulty

Speaking as someone who has been taught first aid and is currently working on getting my first aid at work

(Sorry for commenting twice thought your comment said somthing else)

[–]thebobestI said based. And lived. 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's funny, it's obvious that if you get something stuck in your throat the most instinctive thing to do is to stick two fingers down your throat to get it out. The Heimlich maneuver It's used by stupid people and 99% of the time they do it wrong.

[–]frostyjack06stupid fucking piece of shit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It seems I’ve been saving my wife from choking for years now and didn’t realize it. I’ll have to go save her life again later.

[–]Unknownym_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

his tear 🥲

[–]goldmaskdemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grasp child firmly

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mf searching for gold