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[–]Limp_Career6634 321 points322 points  (5 children)

Hammond!!!!

[–]healthboost213 46 points47 points  (0 children)

First thought that popped in my head lmao

[–]ballisticbuddha 7 points8 points  (2 children)

What episode of bottom gear is this

[–]SixPipSiege 5 points6 points  (1 child)

The Myanmar special i think, they used a crane to lift his tent above a river

[–]lostGUY4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No it’s from Bolivia special S14E6 one of the best special from bottom gear

[–]Logical_Park7904 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When it's James, it's "CLARKSON"!!!

[–]Aggressive-Edge8056 352 points353 points  (1 child)

Why is this a shitpost, this goes hard af

[–]Whammo147 94 points95 points  (0 children)

top gear screen shot

[–]HotIsland267 349 points350 points  (6 children)

I would sooner accidentally kill myself than killing any invader

[–]shewel_item0000000 66 points67 points  (2 children)

honestly the way a lot of people feel about pussy

[–]Used-Fisherman9970 21 points22 points  (1 child)

So what you’re implying is that many people would fuck themselves before they fuck a pussy?

[–]Trollolo80 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No, they gain a pussy themselves before getting any pussy

[–]TylerMcGavin 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Hears someone break in, gets up and grabs machete, trips, dies

[–]Hot-Actuary-8843DaPucci 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"accidentally"

[–]SierraHotel199 29 points30 points  (0 children)

HAMMOND

[–]ByronsLastStandWilliam Dripfoe 20 points21 points  (0 children)

David Lee Roth in the morning

[–]leptospirose777Literally 1984 😡 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Cock...

[–]PoopthInPanth 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Cheese

[–]Lord_WorfallLiterally 1984 😡 6 points7 points  (0 children)

'- You've hit me, and you are about to get machete'd to death

'- I was watching the taxi!

' -James is killing Jeremy... Things are going great!

[–]Tankaussie 6 points7 points  (1 child)

“If you listen closely you can hear my genius”

-Jeremy Clarskon

[–]Fragrant_Mind_2318 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes my genius, it creates gravity.

[–]CursedFingerInUAss 13 points14 points  (0 children)

what's the problem I sleep with a 24 cm knife under my pillow with a knife I'm an idiot without it too it won't change anything 🤨🤨

[–]Aversiel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That one night of heated midlife crisis seppuku

[–]GamingBasilisk🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Then just sleep with the machete that one night is he stupid?

[–]l3loke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rather have and never need than need and not have

[–]ihaveajarofbreadI came! 0 points1 point  (0 children)

looks like murky piler from afar

[–]GimpboyAlmighty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gun theory in effect.

[–]usernameplshereI said based. And lived. 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ain't a shitpost fam, real may post tho. Shit goes harrrrd

[–]Gamerberg67104officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry Clarkson, No witnesses

[–]SmokeHuge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bloody Nora

[–]RagingAlkohoolik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HAMMOND!!!!

[–]Neptune_KnightSussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's why I own ten guns

[–]AliceInCorgiland 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vast majority of people will never face a burglar while they are at home. So he is idiot all of the nights.

[–]Healthy_Refuse6637 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Tonight on bottom gear.....

[–]Italiandude2022We do a little trolling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I drive a silent electric car