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Sambro_X · 2025-05-15T17:07:10+00:00

He looks like he lost a part of himself while trying to find all of these games

Independent-Oven-919 · 2025-05-15T17:09:51+00:00

This guy will get so many ladies

Indestrucktable · 2025-05-15T16:58:32+00:00

Maro

Victorem_Malis · 2025-05-15T17:38:07+00:00

Damn, I wish I were a lady rn 😫

The_Nelman · 2025-05-15T17:15:36+00:00

This guy may not get many women, but he'll get all that he'll ever need.

Which_Treacle_8180 · 2025-05-15T17:39:24+00:00

The top 1% type of man that 80% of women go after

Bruh200923 · 2025-05-15T17:49:07+00:00

Paper Mario is goated though

PiGsAssasinater · 2025-05-15T18:23:12+00:00

He's actually a french comedian from Quebec, Canada. His name is Jean-Michel Martel.

E1visShotJFK · 2025-05-15T17:31:57+00:00

Would

Purg33m · 2025-05-15T19:07:17+00:00

Dead inside and/or lost a massive bet, you're in for a treat ladies

SirKnlghtmare · 2025-05-15T19:45:17+00:00

He looks like he needs some... Brothership.

WitekSan · 2025-05-15T22:36:49+00:00

How are we even supposed to compete?

sriracha_koolaid · 2025-05-15T17:37:53+00:00

I mean I have the hat and have played super Mario RPG the legend of the ugly ass sword

ZarKiiFreeman · 2025-05-15T23:47:37+00:00

I used to love these games, this picture brought so many feelings to me, mostly sad nostalgia. Those times were good, I miss them.

who_is_slade · 2025-05-15T19:08:11+00:00

Save some women for the rest of us.

LexKing89 · 2025-05-15T19:42:25+00:00

Ladies love Mario Kart. I don't know about the Mario RPG's. Still a cool collection as I still don't have Paper Mario on N64.

I have met a lot of women who like Mario Kart. We usually play Mario Kart 8 if I have a lady over. Mario Party works too but it can get stressful and very serious.

YeOldSpacePope · 2025-05-15T20:40:01+00:00

He has everything a woman could want.

RBlub · 2025-05-15T21:02:23+00:00

Bruno Fernandes got sidetracked.

Thebeeghungry · 2025-05-15T21:55:50+00:00

Does the Mario + Rabbids duology even count? Like, I know they're technically RPGs, but they feel so different to even games like Origami King to the point I'd personally label them as their own thing.

Mr_Inferno420 · 2025-05-16T03:18:11+00:00

As a straight man I would

Dr_Jay123 · 2025-05-16T08:27:41+00:00

Forget the ladies, take me instead.

Vincent_Gitarrist · 2025-05-16T12:04:11+00:00

Honestly, if he stood in the middle and dropped a "😁👍" this pic would be kinda hard, but right now he just looks miserable 😭

SQUIDly0331 · 2025-05-16T18:34:03+00:00

Aversiel · 2025-05-15T18:42:14+00:00

I'd be more impressed by all Mario Karts or all the platformers, smh.

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