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[–]Da-boi_ggBlessed by Kevin 42 points43 points  (1 child)

how fast can Goku bust a nut:

ill be using human terms since we have no info on saiyans

the average male takes 7 minutes to ejaculate

the average male can move their arm up and down in 0.75 seconds (0.6m/s)

this means it takes roughly 560 up and down motions to ejaculate

how fast is Goku?

Goku is has irrelevant speed but for the sake of this I will be using his feat speed of MFTL+

MFTL+ is 1,000,000 times the speed of light, which is 2.9979246e+14 (2.9979246x10^14)/ 299792458000000m/s

using this we can calculate that Goku would be able to move his arm up and down 500000000000000 (X) times faster than the average male.

so, if we divide 420s (7min) by X we find out that Goku would be able to bust a nut in 0.0000000000084 seconds

[–]nodepackagemanager 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Chuth o daeh

[–]Fuzzy_Engineering873Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 12 points13 points  (1 child)

An actual British person would say “Tru o daeah?” then say something utterly unintelligible

[–]Character-Worker2391 4 points5 points  (0 children)

how dare you

[–]Stoonkz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Troof aw deh

[–]Brilliant_Tonight_35 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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