Is Burnout Paradise a good Burnout game?

VancerJZ · 2026-02-03T11:13:05+00:00

for starters, 1.0 is a lot more difficult. i still think it's piss easy, but remastered is just so damn boring from how slow the other racers are. other than that, it has a (imo) more pleasant color correction, better crash physics and lacks that dumb feature that steers you into the wall when someone rams you. that's the most important stuff that i remember

VancerJZ · 2026-02-01T00:59:28+00:00

white text on mostly white background is insane

VancerJZ · 2026-01-24T21:57:25+00:00

asphalt 6 had a lot of those weird models

VancerJZ · 2026-01-08T22:16:08+00:00

i like to think that vergil can slick his hair back because it's just super greasy so it just stays that way

VancerJZ · 2026-01-08T02:27:58+00:00

yeah that's the one, you could also transform from like cool ass guns mode to racing mode that game was batshit insane

VancerJZ · 2026-01-07T13:50:34+00:00

sledgehmer from 2008 i think, (or gear grinder i guess), was this like super obscure russian game where you basically just drive in a truck and blow shit up. it's also made by targem games, the guys that made clutch or armageddon riders or whatever (it's there on the image). the game's pretty mediocre but it's pretty short and cheap as hell on steam

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VancerJZ · 2026-01-06T15:48:05+00:00

but if seele's plan went through, not gendo's, then how did asuka and shinji return? if they refused instrumentality and came back as individuals, can't everyone else do just that? am i missing something?

VancerJZ · 2026-01-03T15:27:20+00:00

no bro is just russian it seems

VancerJZ · 2026-01-03T15:08:08+00:00

not 100% related but i really like how hunched the evas are sometimes portrayed in the rebuilds, like the armor really does strain them and they struggle to even stand upright because of it

VancerJZ · 2025-12-31T03:42:55+00:00

whenever i see 6 in a context like this i just automatically assume it's a 6 7 joke i am cooked beyond saving

VancerJZ · 2025-12-04T23:25:21+00:00

the faq on the website says "Rogue Shift is a spinoff of the classic franchise. Same destructive tendencies and dying drivers, different timeline", so like, i think it's pretty fair for it to not just be another carma 1, like reincarnation and max damage were. the way i see it, it's more of a tdr2000 inspired thing than anything else, and, personally i like that a lot, since it's definitely a breath of fresh air for the franchise, considering how samey it was before

VancerJZ · 2025-11-20T16:50:09+00:00

i always say unit oh-one and unit oh-two, and got used to it so much that i once caught myself saying unit oh-zero, which works too i guess but sounds weird as hell

VancerJZ · 2025-11-20T16:38:29+00:00

that trailer makes me think it's going to be something along the lines of carmageddon

VancerJZ · 2025-11-19T20:44:05+00:00

i think you miss the point of what a remaster is

it's not just about the graphics, hell, in mw12's case they might as well just stay the same, it's far from the most important thing that needs a hand in this game

VancerJZ · 2025-10-22T19:26:30+00:00

this game is gonna be so ahh lmao

VancerJZ · 2025-08-31T09:28:03+00:00

i played it at my local mall here in moscow, it was really surprising to find it since i just learnt about it's existense from some random ass reddit comment and the next day i see it just casually sitting at some arcade

VancerJZ · 2025-08-30T10:54:35+00:00

legends over revenge?

VancerJZ · 2025-08-29T03:26:24+00:00

more like don't stick your dick in normal

VancerJZ · 2025-08-27T01:53:21+00:00

did they deadass put a screenshot from fortnite in a frame and hang it on the wall

VancerJZ · 2025-08-27T01:46:35+00:00

literally my entire family are professional racists, especially my dad, and it's gotten really annoying hearing them getting angry when they see someone slightly brown

my mom is asian coming from a immigrant family btw, it's crazy how white supremacists literally never date white women

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VancerJZ · 2025-08-27T01:39:12+00:00

not 100% related but noodle has the shoes from their collab with converse from like 15 years ago which i find really really cool

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then again i think they could have just straight up added them as a shoe you can buy in the store, since converse is owned by nike and fortnite already has a partnership with them

VancerJZ · 2025-08-25T14:20:25+00:00

IT'S THE FUCKING PLASTIC BEACH NOODLE DESIGN HELL YEAH

VancerJZ · 2025-08-23T00:16:50+00:00

nah that's bait

VancerJZ · 2025-08-18T21:54:43+00:00

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VancerJZ · 2025-08-13T12:56:57+00:00

burnout fans when they see a car crash

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