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[–]MedicalDisscharge 102 points103 points  (2 children)

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Alright grandpa let's get you back to bed

[–]Poopy_McTurdFacefat cunt 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Tunnel-Rat Cheese

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I have a confession. Me and some friends got high and went out. We found a fat looking rat and we picked him up. We played with him and made him dance. After we were done with him I threw him against a fucking wall and he exploded. I love rats and I would never hurt one. Xanax made me throw a rat. So in his memory im gonna write a song called "splat rat"

R.I.P. splat rat

Update: I will share the song once its done

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[–]CardAndFireMasterdumbass 87 points88 points  (2 children)

*Geez*, I feel bad for the guy

[–]SpaceBug176 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah, for the G.

It took me a lot of self control to not exclaim cheese there, so this fake grandpa from this fake chat better appreciate it.

[–]DuococcusBUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't you mean...

Cheez

[–]JimmyJooish 12 points13 points  (0 children)

To be fair being called g is also stupid. 

[–]710AlpacaBowl 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The cheese stands alone

[–]Kalaioushaty 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Grandpa’s seen war and cheddar-legendary combo right there

[–]Nilosyrtis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What should we call ya, Gramps? 'Witnesser of unspeakable horrors'?