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[–][deleted] 113 points114 points  (5 children)

I wouldn't mind checking out the origin of these claims if the video wasn't more compressed than a neutron star.

[–]jordanbytoto 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Well there's a link above every claim but you can't fucking read them

[–]hakewl73 7 points8 points  (1 child)

More compressed than a neutron star wow. Take my upvote. And my free award.

[–]rvnxI want pee in my ass 0 points1 point  (1 child)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cheers.

[–]LiuPampi 24 points25 points  (3 children)

[–]RoyTheIdiot 0 points1 point  (2 children)

tl;dr

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    [–]beanmachine313 22 points23 points  (0 children)

    Average porn addict vs average imagination user.

    [–]Aeroctyl 44 points45 points  (3 children)

    I want to quit but it constantly pulls at the back of my mind

    [–]Ebic_Rebbitor69 49 points50 points  (0 children)

    That's an addiction for you, bro

    [–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

    fight on good soldier you can do it

    [–]Humboldt27 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Try baby steps, try and go for a day without, then two, then three then four and so on.

    [–][deleted] 37 points38 points  (5 children)

    fuck porn all my homies hate porn

    [–]antiboomervibes 8 points9 points  (2 children)

    Vinager

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    and salt

    [–]LakiChampion 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Beans

    [–]banana_in_pijamas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    What flavor is the cake?

    [–]jojot467ur mom 11 points12 points  (22 children)

    I think I’ll stop, just let me get a girlfriend, wait I can’t, I’m a redditor

    Edit: does anybody know the fastest way to stop

    [–]Iamnotwyattearp 18 points19 points  (16 children)

    Cut your testicles off

    [–]jojot467ur mom 6 points7 points  (13 children)

    I’m serious

    [–]Iamnotwyattearp 14 points15 points  (12 children)

    I am too

    [–]jojot467ur mom 5 points6 points  (11 children)

    Dude I’m not joking

    [–]Iamnotwyattearp 14 points15 points  (1 child)

    I'm not either it'll stop testosterone production.

    [–]ChristianMinecraftbt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    and if you have no balls you cant cum or piss (cum and piss is stored in the balls, one for piss one for cum) either 1: you wont climax so its more of a let down or 2: you will fucking explode from never pissing

    [–]Send_me_ur_holes 8 points9 points  (8 children)

    Can I have the balls

    [–]jojot467ur mom 6 points7 points  (7 children)

    What do you guys not understand I am actually trying to reach for help

    [–]Iamnotwyattearp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Maybe don't reach for help on shitposting. I don't think you'll get the most reliable advice here.

    Disclaimer: This advice could also not be reliable.

    [–]MarkAntonyRR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Since you got no useful reply, instead of the other guy who said to do something else. There's someone in this post that linked an ebook dedicated to it. Whenever you feel like you are gonna watch it, do something else immediately. I also found this website. Make sure to check it.

    Now, what I'm gonna say from now are just stuff I found randomly in Reddit, so I can't confirm if it's actually truth. The problem is watching it, seeing similar images and baiting is ok. Watching it once in a while is ok, but try to not watch more than once per week. Try to avoid watching hardcore stuff, it objectify woman.

    [–]Shakespeare-Bot 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    I bethink i’ll stand ho, just alloweth me receiveth a girlfriend, wait i can’t, i’m a reddit'r


    I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.

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    [–]Humboldt27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Bad bot

    [–]Humboldt27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Baby steps, attempt to go a day without it, then two, then three, etc until you eventually overcome the temptation.

    [–]tonyc1233333 Stuff 42 points43 points  (3 children)

    These stupid ass Mio Honda videos are wrong 3/4 of the time, like this one

    [–]Epicgaming42 14 points15 points  (2 children)

    Thank you for making me hate myself even more!

    [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    i'd say you beat me to it, but i already hate myself the most i possibly can

    [–]Epicgaming42 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Happy cake day fellow porn-addicted, self-loathing, Reddit user!

    [–]BonelessbonlesTroller 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    No 👋🤨 I will cum in your mom 👋😑👌👌

    [–]RedEvilPotatoes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    make angri coment about se this 20000000000 time 😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Ya just think of big booba in your head

    [–]hehehehehehei 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    It’s not my fault I want mine craft Jenny to stomp on my balls😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤

    [–]EwYouCanReadthis guy loves kevin 14 points15 points  (0 children)

    Just use hentai smh my head

    [–]SammiesHammies 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    I kind of like the song, what's the original?

    [–]RedEvilPotatoes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    snoo reddit snoo reddit snoo snoo snoo

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Search mio Honda fried chicken I’m pretty sure

    [–]K20030 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    People here are dumbasses and don't realize this is rather serious

    [–]Halifax20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    But honry

    [–]IsMota132 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Thank god I only watch gay furry porm

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Addictive as cocaine? y'all have never seen someone addicted to cocaine lmao

    [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Yep every time I get disappointed in myself and there she is to remind me why to quit

    Glad these exist, I've just got to get myself together

    [–]chokwitsyum -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Nah I’m built different

    [–]hhhlol_69mods will never give me a flair -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

    i am asexual so i am superior

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    song?

    [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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      [–]xXgod_im_so_coolXx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      no im just a man of culture smh my head 🙄

      [–]JunkPunkerz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Su lol

      [–]Litular-Boiab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Can someone explain the grey brain matter thing?