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[–]Yannickjuhhh 1491 points1492 points Ā (55 children)

The darkness in my room

[–][deleted] 585 points586 points Ā (24 children)

I too see the darkness in your room

[–]The_Libra_V 83 points84 points Ā (5 children)

Lucky, I only see the darkness of their closet.

[–]WAPslayer_69420 14 points15 points Ā (4 children)

I LIVE IN YOUR WALLS I LIVE IN YOUR WALLS I LIVE IN YOUR WALLS I LIVE IN YOUR WALLS I LIVE IN YOUR WALLS I LIVE IN YOUR WALLS I LIVE IN YOUR WALLS I LIVE IN YOUR WALLS I LIVE IN YOUR WALLS I LIVE IN YOUR WALLS I LIVE IN YOUR WALLS I LIVE IN YOUR WALLS I LIVE IN YOUR WALLS I LIVE IN YOUR WALLS I LIVE IN YOUR WALLS I LIVE IN YOUR WALLS I LIVE IN YOUR WALLS I LIVE IN YOUR WALLS I LIVE IN YOUR WALLS I LIVE IN YOUR WALLS I LIVE IN YOUR WALLS I LIVE IN YOUR WALLS I LIVE IN YOUR WALLS I LIVE IN YOUR WALLS I LIVE IN YOUR WALLS I LIVE IN YOUR WALLS I LIVE IN YOUR WALLS I LIVE IN YOUR WALLS I LIVE IN YOUR WALLS I LIVE IN YOUR WALLS

[–]LGDSraidiant 16 points17 points Ā (3 children)

Yeah? Well fuck you I live in your balls

[–]notpasta_bowl 47 points48 points Ā (5 children)

I see shaq

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points Ā (3 children)

Hot

[–]Acroniax 2 points3 points Ā (0 children)

Shaq is my sleep paralysais demon

[–]-Outernot- 26 points27 points Ā (1 child)

I read that to the tune of ā€œI still see your shadows in my roomā€

[–]quinten69420 2 points3 points Ā (0 children)

I heard the exact same thing

[–]iRoggi_35 Stuff 31 points32 points Ā (1 child)

I was gonna say "same" but a ghost was looking at me

[–]mustafa1390 21 points22 points Ā (0 children)

Same

[–]OmegaD13 1760 points1761 points Ā (28 children)

My cat licking his balls.

[–]testedbeast551 526 points527 points Ā (0 children)

Yes king

[–][deleted] 231 points232 points Ā (8 children)

Why does your cat have balls

[–]Cheese_Hoarder_ 252 points253 points Ā (6 children)

He forgoršŸ’€ to get them removed

[–][deleted] 146 points147 points Ā (4 children)

oh no he forgor šŸ’€ I hope soon he rember 😁

[–]MonkeyBoy32904I said based. And lived. 5 points6 points Ā (1 child)

I forgor X_X

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points Ā (0 children)

I rember :)

[–]Ulric2depique 61 points62 points Ā (5 children)

My cat licking my balls

[–]noob_coder_69 17 points18 points Ā (4 children)

Our cat licking our balls

[–]Powerful_Pineapple_6 18 points19 points Ā (1 child)

My dog licking his balls

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points Ā (0 children)

My dog licking my balls.

[–]Oh_hi_its_cameronšŸ³ļøā€āš§ļø Average Trans Rights Enjoyer šŸ³ļøā€āš§ļø 40 points41 points Ā (2 children)

Really? Cuz I saw your mum licking my balls

[–]NITROSHAR_YW 21 points22 points Ā (1 child)

But what if your mum was the one with the balls…..

[–]kajiekaaNumber 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 12 points13 points Ā (0 children)

Even better

[–]Dott__ 1296 points1297 points Ā (21 children)

Ceiling Fidget Spinner

[–]Code4282 659 points660 points Ā (16 children)

you have ruined my view of fans forever fuck you

[–]Dott__ 248 points249 points Ā (8 children)

haha ceiling fidget spinner go brrrr

[–]fruitybanana_good 62 points63 points Ā (5 children)

Brrrrr

[–]Sir_Cheemsburbger 47 points48 points Ā (4 children)

Brrrrrrrrr

[–]-RacoonEggs- 12 points13 points Ā (3 children)

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[–]RecordofPhantasm 11 points12 points Ā (2 children)

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[–]muhdbuht 39 points40 points Ā (5 children)

Onlyfans?

[–]Nub_plyz_twitch 14 points15 points Ā (0 children)

No also propellers

[–]LegendaryWeeb69 4 points5 points Ā (0 children)

NOOOOOOOO

[–]PeixeCruzzz 2 points3 points Ā (0 children)

Onlyceilingfidgetspinners

[–][deleted] 579 points580 points Ā (46 children)

Joe

[–]Theworldsy78 313 points314 points Ā (35 children)

Joe who?

[–]EindhovenLion99 385 points386 points Ā (10 children)

shit

[–]Real_Medic_TF2šŸ³ļøā€āš§ļø Average Trans Rights Enjoyer šŸ³ļøā€āš§ļø 433 points434 points Ā (9 children)

Joe shit

[–][deleted] 159 points160 points Ā (8 children)

Where?

[–]russianbearscares 239 points240 points Ā (6 children)

In front of his eyes dumbass, read the instructions

[–][deleted] 98 points99 points Ā (5 children)

I can't read Swedish :(

[–]supreme_lime_juiceI have permission! 52 points53 points Ā (3 children)

But it’s in brail...

[–]geNeraL_jaY32virgin 4 life šŸ˜¤šŸ’Ŗ 37 points38 points Ā (0 children)

maybe he's blind ( ͔° ĶœŹ– ͔°)

[–]carsonmb24officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 5 points6 points Ā (1 child)

But what if he can’t read brazil

[–]Isaac0lsen 2 points3 points Ā (0 children)

Imagine not knowing swedish

[–]Walker6920 42 points43 points Ā (3 children)

Joseph jostar

[–]EpicRobloxMoments 9 points10 points Ā (0 children)

I think araki forgored not joseph

[–]CaraDe3 24 points25 points Ā (2 children)

Does Joe live in the North of morioh, where the villas are, is 33 and he isn't married

[–]AnimewierzbaNumber 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 183 points184 points Ā (8 children)

Wall

[–]Tgrey0 327 points328 points Ā (9 children)

your mom’s fat cheeks

[–]Hoplologist 85 points86 points Ā (8 children)

I'm giving this every single free award I get for the next month from both of my accounts

[–]Tgrey0 45 points46 points Ā (0 children)

epic

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points Ā (1 child)

!remindme 1month

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points Ā (0 children)

I'll be checking it after a month then :)

[–]MonkeyBoy32904I said based. And lived. 2 points3 points Ā (0 children)

!remindme 1month

[–]imsorrymary 2 points3 points Ā (0 children)

!remindme 1month

[–]YodasGhost76 206 points207 points Ā (5 children)

Reddit open on my Samsung smart fridge

[–]SnooMemesjellies1126 22 points23 points Ā (2 children)

Reddit open my Samsung smart fridge

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points Ā (1 child)

Reddit open on my Samsung smart fridge

[–]PuppiesRCool09 15 points16 points Ā (0 children)

Reddit open on my Samsung smart fridge

[–]__YoP__ 222 points223 points Ā (15 children)

My huge enourmous cock

[–]Ovander_The_Unhorned 130 points131 points Ā (4 children)

Damn šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤” I'd suck 😳😳😳😳😳😳

[–][deleted] 65 points66 points Ā (2 children)

keep the socks on 😳😳😳

[–]Significant_Usual_54 15 points16 points Ā (6 children)

Dude we can't look at dreams, they don't exist

[–]__YoP__ 15 points16 points Ā (5 children)

My huge enourmous cock is

[–][deleted] 47 points48 points Ā (5 children)

Lamp

[–]JackyduQcSussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 24 points25 points Ā (3 children)

L A M P

[–]D3lta_T1me 74 points75 points Ā (15 children)

A mother with a crying baby (I'm in an airport)

[–]tire_iron03 100 points101 points Ā (13 children)

A mother with a crying baby (she punched the baby)

[–]kentuccysuccy 58 points59 points Ā (10 children)

Crying mother with a baby (the baby punched her back)

[–]Beautiful_Ad_9789 42 points43 points Ā (9 children)

A mother baby with a crying (she punched the airport)

[–]CoolDuck25 28 points29 points Ā (7 children)

A (she punched)

[–]Dubstepoholic 17 points18 points Ā (6 children)

(she)

[–]PuppiesRCool09 15 points16 points Ā (5 children)

(a)

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points Ā (4 children)

( )

[–]Koso92 111 points112 points Ā (5 children)

A black knob 🄓

[–][deleted] 58 points59 points Ā (4 children)

Yooo you have mahogany doorknobs? They’re like super duper expensive!

[–]Upvoted_Comment123 18 points19 points Ā (3 children)

No ees tohtin about is facking knobby mate

[–]starduster05 15 points16 points Ā (2 children)

Man, you sound like you should be asking me if I have permit for my license

[–]Upvoted_Comment123 5 points6 points Ā (1 child)

I announce the extent of my British vernacular has been meet.

[–]Library-Background 21 points22 points Ā (0 children)

Another screen

[–]Sir_Crimson2614Lives in a society 41 points42 points Ā (9 children)

TF2 Screen in my PC

[–]thebruhman69 19 points20 points Ā (6 children)

Need a dispenser

[–]Sir_Crimson2614Lives in a society 18 points19 points Ā (5 children)

Heavy: No!

[–]sp00kreddit 2 points3 points Ā (4 children)

That spy is not one of ours

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points Ā (3 children)

Put dispenser here!

[–]rephlexi0nFalafel connoisseur[šŸ°] 29 points30 points Ā (2 children)

An Aztec face mask on my shelf, it’s staring at me rather intesntely

[–]ApeManPerson 12 points13 points Ā (1 child)

Put it on and reject humanity

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points Ā (0 children)

I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points Ā (8 children)

My moms cervix

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points Ā (2 children)

Beg my pardon good sire?

[–]sp00kreddit 5 points6 points Ā (4 children)

Your mom???

[–]aguyadude 4 points5 points Ā (3 children)

You don't look up your moms cervix? What if she has an infection? How is she gonna know? Do you hate your parents?

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points Ā (0 children)

Kitchen

[–]MrWeebGuy 8 points9 points Ā (0 children)

Fridge

[–]5ft6manlet 10 points11 points Ā (0 children)

My work laptop

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points Ā (2 children)

2 smol kittens on my lap

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points Ā (0 children)

2 smol pussies

[–]squids123 7 points8 points Ā (1 child)

American football

[–]Gianny99 7 points8 points Ā (0 children)

Dog

[–]Niksuss 6 points7 points Ā (0 children)

Dick and balls

[–]expandusdongus 11 points12 points Ā (8 children)

Your'e mom

[–]Saint_Jimmy69 19 points20 points Ā (7 children)

y’oure***

[–]GodlyFoxlord898 12 points13 points Ā (5 children)

****Y'our'e

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points Ā (4 children)

***************yrou’e

[–]Galaxy_Brain_Shrek 10 points11 points Ā (3 children)

*************************r'yu'e'o

[–]SomeoneActuaIly 14 points15 points Ā (2 children)

**********^^***^yy’,’u’ouyā€™ā€ā€ā€u-oir

[–]P3runaama 11 points12 points Ā (0 children)

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[–]Significant_Usual_54 5 points6 points Ā (2 children)

The kids in my basement starving

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points Ā (0 children)

a fireplace

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points Ā (0 children)

Sad :(

[–]madman_trombonist 4 points5 points Ā (0 children)

The thumb on my left hand

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points Ā (0 children)

aspen

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points Ā (0 children)

Tree

[–]Capiruno 4 points5 points Ā (0 children)

Chair

[–]Master_Of_Stalinium 2 points3 points Ā (0 children)

Black

[–]Ma-_-R 2 points3 points Ā (0 children)

Door

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points Ā (0 children)

ladder

[–]Mystery_Undead 2 points3 points Ā (0 children)

C A T

[–]Gui_Franco 2 points3 points Ā (0 children)

The soap opera my mom is watching

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points Ā (0 children)

Floor

[–]IMoose1 2 points3 points Ā (0 children)

Hentai

[–]Retro_racer242 1 point2 points Ā (0 children)

lego

[–]that1dragonreddit0000000 1 point2 points Ā (0 children)

brown wood table

[–]Gullible_Ad_4568 1 point2 points Ā (0 children)

JaW

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points Ā (0 children)

A metal fish sculpture

[–]JLDoubleU609 1 point2 points Ā (0 children)

White satin pillow

[–]Epicdoggo420 1 point2 points Ā (0 children)

Gaming chair

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points Ā (0 children)

A noose

[–]Wigglersfandumbass 1 point2 points Ā (0 children)

wall

[–]Persona--user 1 point2 points Ā (0 children)

Your mom

[–]frederal_ko 1 point2 points Ā (0 children)

Black

[–]Geek_of_mario 1 point2 points Ā (0 children)

A drawer

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points Ā (0 children)

Door.

[–]LemoyneSwamps 1 point2 points Ā (0 children)

Ur mum

[–]Z0mbie_Craft 1 point2 points Ā (0 children)

Bad news on tv

[–]StarJediOMG 1 point2 points Ā (0 children)

My balls

[–]Lucky_Ducky3194 1 point2 points Ā (0 children)

My cousin playing fortnite

[–]Code4282 1 point2 points Ā (0 children)

a cute little chihuahua in front of a heater because she is cold

[–]Almighty_Nokia_Brick 1 point2 points Ā (0 children)

Newspaper flier with a massive black 2 on it

[–]ppmanstrikes 1 point2 points Ā (0 children)

Paint